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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Monthly Archives: July 2008
We Like To Drink And Say Hi
I went to visit TheWaterGirl. We drank. A lot. I tucked her in. I probably needed tucking in myself.
Posted in Awesomeness, Foto 1 Comment
Reflections
AAG posted about watching yourself get fucked in the mirror, and it reminded me of living in a certain apartment in Boston. I love watching myself get fucked in the mirror. I think it is insanely hot. I especially like it when my hair is being grabbed and my face being forced to watch it. [...]
Posted in Sexcapades, Sexuality, Submission 1 Comment
Yay!
Soooo, my lovely friend (and regular commenter… because y’all know I only have, like, 4 of you. Even though I know there are more of you reading. Speak up sometime, guys! I would love to hear from you!) TheWaterGirl has been lounging on the beach in Miami (a mere 45 minutes from me!) all weekend. [...]
Posted in Awesomeness 3 Comments
Dating Advice From My Mom
“Maybe you don’t always have to say everything you’re thinking. Or, at least, let them get to know you first so you don’t scare them off so quickly.” Thanks, Mom, but I was hoping that they would like me for me. Or not.
Posted in Parental Control, Relationships Leave a comment
No Shit
This was on the side of the energy drink I purchased the other day: In case you can’t read this, it says: “This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.” Really, because when I bought this drink to help me stay awake in my 9 hour long weekend course, I [...]
Posted in Diarrhea of the Mind Leave a comment
Here We Go
I am now officially signed up for Match.com. This could get interesting, people. On a side note, why don’t dating sites allow you to be bisexual? I have to pick either men or women; I can’t look for both. That is annoying. If I want to look for both, I need two profiles, two accounts, [...]
Posted in Make Me A Match, Parental Control, SGO 3 Comments
From Sunburned Chipmunk to Cabbage Patch Kid
So, I woke up Saturday morning/afternoon and went to the kitchen to get some water. My mother stops me and asks why my face is so red; I look sunburned. I say that I don’t know, and then she points out a blotchy rash all over my chest. This, too, confuses me. By the time [...]
Posted in Griping and Kvetching and Bitching 1 Comment
It’s The Little Things, Resurrected
It’s been a while since I did one of these, so I figured I would give it a shot. It was supposed to be a weekly feature, but that didn’t work out so well. Anywho, this is my summertime edition of ITLT (my first summer not in Boston. If I was still in Boston, this [...]
Posted in I Am A Material Girl 1 Comment
Cuntiness Loves Company Continued
TheWaterGirl, Molls, and I frequently get bored and work and we GChat ourselves silly. We took it upon ourselves to translate and make baseless assumptions about the people being auctioned off at the Make-A-Wish event with my new friend (and no, you will get no hints as to his identity!). We will continue with the [...]
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