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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Tag Archives: The Scientist
Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon: OkCupid Version
The Players: myself, Rose, The Scientist, The Scientist’s Girlfriend The Background: I used to work with Rose at the toy store. I’ve gone on several dates with The Scientist. The Scientist is poly and has a primary partner, his Girlfriend. All four of us are on OkCupid. The Sitch: After my first date with The [...]
Bedroom Talk
Me: “You’d be surprised how many guys would be totally fine forgoing condoms if I didn’t insist on them.” The Scientist: “Not me. I’m diligent about condom use.” Me: “I mean, obviously. You wouldn’t want my various venereal diseases infecting you.” The Scientist: “I know. I don’t know where you’ve been!” Me: “Everywhere.” The Scientist: [...]
Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto
It’s time for another edition of “Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto!” Jess: Britni I amb drunk! Jess: You’re in bostjb and I’m healids, Jess: I rink your suuukd come to Chicago and Feyn drunk with mr! Me: Yes! Jess: Whynbbin the var jerked off Jess: Omg there do hot! Me: Who’s hot? Jess: Joghus Jess: [...]
Medication Diaries: Entry 6
When hooking up with a new partner for the first time, it’s best to warn them about your Nuvaring beforehand so that they don’t start fingering you and ask, “Um… what’s in your vagina?”
Posted in Medication Diaries, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Sexcapades Tagged The Scientist 3 Comments
Are You Sure?
I had a date with someone the other night that went really well. So well, in fact, that neither of us realized how long we had been in the bar, and I missed the train home. He offered to split my cab fare with me, but it was easily a $40 cab ride and I [...]
JSYK…
I got laid last night. Twice. That is all. Continue on with your daily activities. (Hey, it’d been over a month! I have every right to brag about it!)
Miscommunication