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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Author Archives: Britni TheVadgeWig
How to Guarantee That I Will Never Sleep With You Again
In regards to my squirting: “It was pretty hot and it definitely turned me on, but it was really messy. Could you maybe not do it so much next time?” FAIL. There will now definitely be no “next time.” And people wonder why I was so insecure about it for so long. But! It gets [...]
Pushy
I’ve discussed coercive rape on this blog before, and that I think that men are victims when it comes to how we teach consent just as much as women are. I think that the way we talk about consent makes rapists out of men that would not otherwise be rapists. And I had an experience [...]
Posted in Rape Culture 20 Comments
Falling into Place
Everything, it seems, is falling into place. It turns out that this move was a Very Good Thing. I’ve just moved into my very own apartment (NO ROOMMATES! NO PARENTS!). It’s the first time in my life that I’ll be living totally by myself. I don’t have a bed yet. Or furniture. Or, well, anything, [...]
Posted in Awesomeness 17 Comments
Bite Me
This is the very recent collection of bite marks/hickies/mix of both that I received the other day. I’m looking forward to them being darker and more hurty tomorrow. It’s been way too long since I’ve had sex bruises. And y’all know how much I love sex bruises. I can has moar ruff secks, plz?
Posted in Marks of Passion, Sexcapades, Submission 6 Comments
You Say “Dyke” Like It’s A Bad Thing
As you know, I got my hair cut the other day. I really, really fucking love it. My mother saw the pictures and told me that my hair looked “dykey” and “butch.” I cried. When I sat down to think about why I had that reaction, there were so many different levels to this statement [...]
Posted in Parental Control, SGO, Sexuality, Soul Searching, Standards of Beauty 10 Comments
Why Treat A Sex Worker Like An Actual Human Being When You Can Dehumanize The Shit Out of Them?
I usually really like The Oatmeal. Especially their grammar posters, which I want to own. But they recently published an absolutely appalling cartoon about sex workers. It’s called “5 Super Neat Ways to Use a Hooker.” I should have been called “5 Super Awful Ways to Dehumanize a Sex Worker.” Let’s take a look, shall [...]
I Like It Rough.
I’m capable of having and enjoying vanilla sex. I used to do it much more in the past than I do now, though. As I get older and explore my sexuality more, it’s become clear that some degree of roughness is necessary. I require at least a little bit of assertion, dominance, and force from [...]
Posted in BDSM, Sexuality, Submission 1 Comment
No Daddy Issues For Me
I got a message from a 51-year-old man the other day. One with no picture, mind you. It said, simply, “What’s the last thing that surprised you?” And so, I responded just as simply. “That a 51-year-old man thought it would be appropriate to message a 25-year-old woman. ” Look, I’m not trying to date [...]
Wardrobe Malfunction: Pretty Ugly
I saw these pants and thought they were the ugliest things I had ever seen. Which meant that I needed to own them and figure out a way to make them work. I am wearing: Teal and black tie dyed drop-crotch pants, American Apparel Wife beater Black vest, H&M Black round-toe pumps, Steve Madden Teal [...]
Posted in Wardrobe Malfunction 9 Comments
Why, Thank You Sir, For Not Raping Me!