Tag Archives: Dude

Safety First

There is nothing as cute as a really hot chick rolling a condom onto the attachment of her strap on, putting her hands on her hips, and chirping, “Safety first!” before she walks over and fucks you. I’m convinced of it.
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Schoolyard Crush

As I alluded to in this post, Dude and I flirt like two kids on a playground. I push him down, but only because he pulled my hair first. It’s our way of letting each other know we have a crush on each other. I had the same kind of banter, teasing, and chops-busting with [...]
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Pig

If there’s one thing that I still have to get used to with Dude, it’s being called a “pig” in bed. I’ve been called everything under the sun in the bedroom: “slut,” “whore,” “cunt,” you name it. However, I’ve never been called a pig. Generally, I’m cool with whatever you want to throw at me [...]
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Differences in Submission

I’m sexually submissive with 95% of the people that I’m with. I’m NEVER sexually dominant, but with some partners there’s a much more equal feeling to the sex we have. However, the majority of the time, I’m submissive in some regard, even it’s something as simple as having my wrists held down. But just as [...]
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Allergy

It’s official: I am allergic to latex. And it took me entirely too long to figure it out. You see, it’s been a long time since I’ve really used condoms on a regular basis. The Bruiser and I didn’t use them (our condom broke the first time we fucked; we got tested). Nor did Profligacy [...]
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A (Short) Ode To Uncut Cocks

I like penises of all shapes and sizes, I really do. Big, small, fat, thin, cut, uncut. Really, they’re all fabulous. But there’s something about an uncut cock that just makes me so, so happy. I’ve been known to squeal with delight upon discovering that someone is uncut (Dude may or may not have laughed [...]
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DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200

“I’m gonna stick a thick 8-inch phallus up your ass without lube and then you can try to tell me that we don’t need it!” -Me, to Dude after he insisted that no, we didn’t need lube when I said we did, and spit on his hand before shoving a really large penis into my [...]
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My Party Trick

If you follow me on Twitter, you’ll know that I’ve been seeing Dude for about a month now. Dude has a girlfriend, who is a lesbian. But not. I don’t really know. It’s confusing. Either way, he finally told her about me, and she wanted to meet me. This, of course, ended up with the [...]
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