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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: With A Little Help From My Friends
Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto
It’s time for another installment of “Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto!” Her: Brt is joefwst!!! Me: Yay drunk texts! Her: G with the thing and I got ooylair wrecked. Me: It’s my going away party! Her: I’m at joefwst I’m fso f HD up baby: Me: This is another blog post, FYI. Her: In he [...]
Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto
Jess Manifesto likes to send me text messages when she’s drunk. Unfortunately, I never have any freaking idea what they say. She sends me jibberish, and I respond with generic answers. She therefore thinks that I understood what she said, and continues talking. Here is last night’s exchange: Jess: Briiiiiitnnnniiiiii. I jaz w chihahoi drunk! [...]
CEFAD*
I received this succint and to the point email today: I hate you. Well, now that we’ve established the level of your emotional maturity (non-existent) and your true feelings for me (fantastic), I think we’re done here, no? Angry, hurt, and bitter doesn’t look good on anyone, darling. *CEFAD: Crap Email From A Dude, a [...]
Feminism is Not About Victimhood
Alana continues to be more articulate and level-headed than I could ever hope to be with this post about how feminism is not about victimhood. People often tell me that I’m “playing the victim” or that by talking about the fact that I’ve been victimized or am victimized that I’m doing the opposite of what [...]
Also posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy Comments closed
Rape Prevention Tips and Victim-Blaming
After yesterday’s post and epic comments section, Alana was inspired to make a video response. I’m closing comments here, and asking that any comments be directed to her blog instead, but I wanted to share the video because I always love what she has to say, and what she had to say was a little [...]
Also posted in Rape Culture Comments closed
HNT
While I may not participate anymore, I was one of the initial participants in HNT 5 years ago. I have my reasons for no longer participating, but I still support it whole-heartedly. A lot of the bloggers that I follow, who are fairly new to the blogging game, have begun participating in HNT. Which is [...]
Posted in With A Little Help From My Friends 5 Comments
Creepy Alligator Comin’ All Around the Bend
After I dedicated a post about cats to Epiphora, Nell Gwynne requested a post dedicated to “baby ocelots, ladybugs, [or] baby alligators.” Maybe I’ll do one for each of them at some point, but for now, I’m gonna stick with baby alligators. Or “aggillators,” as I liked to call them as a child. You guys [...]
Also posted in Diarrhea of the Mind 4 Comments
Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto