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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Tag Archives: The Bruiser
Mommy
It hurts more than they say it will. Not physically, but emotionally. You may love the other half of it, but you can’t let yourself, nor can you tell him. Whether it’s what you want in the long run or not, you’re not a monster; thinking of it as a parasite is a temporary fix. [...]
Medication Diaries: Entry 4
So, after deciding to go off Seasonique, I asked my gyno about other options. I inquired about an IUD, an option he had shot down a year or two ago. He was hesitant to give me one, discussed with me the risks, and gave me the pamphlets to take home on both kinds (Mirena (hormonal) [...]
Posted in Medication Diaries, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery Also tagged The Irishman 4 Comments
Schoolyard Crush
As I alluded to in this post, Dude and I flirt like two kids on a playground. I push him down, but only because he pulled my hair first. It’s our way of letting each other know we have a crush on each other. I had the same kind of banter, teasing, and chops-busting with [...]
That’s (Not) What Friends Are For
If you think it’s okay to go home with my ex, the one you know I’m still in love with, you’re not really my friend. Especially since you aren’t friends with him, and you’d only seen him from across the bar twice, and never talked to him. So this isn’t someone that you already knew [...]
Allergy
It’s official: I am allergic to latex. And it took me entirely too long to figure it out. You see, it’s been a long time since I’ve really used condoms on a regular basis. The Bruiser and I didn’t use them (our condom broke the first time we fucked; we got tested). Nor did Profligacy [...]
Posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Sex Miscellany Also tagged Dude, Profligacy 11 Comments
Follow Me
In case you were unaware, I have a Tumblr about unrequited love and heartbreak. Follow it, yeah? And if you want to submit something to it, you can do that, too.
Enough is Enough?
I have this kind of weird bond with The Bruiser. This, of course, is totally one-sided. He treats me like shit. Calls me when it suits him, and I always answer. No matter what. No matter the time, the day, the circumstance. He calls, I answer. He knows that he has me whenever he wants [...]
Safe
I know I said I wouldn’t be writing about my personal life, but I had written this already, and I felt like it was important for me to post. A lot of people disagreed with my decision to sleep with The Bruiser after my break-up with Profligacy. However, there were reasons for the decision. Everyone [...]
Posted in Breaking Up Is Hard To Do, Rape Culture, Sex Miscellany Also tagged Profligacy 17 Comments
Fat Lip
Good to know he still lives up to his nickname. But man, that shit HURTS. EDIT: It’s gone from purple to blue.
Confirmation