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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: Eye Candy
DO ME BILLY CASTRO
In case you were unaware, I totally heart transmen. Like, a lot. Most of the time, I’m a little sad that I’m not dating one. Or fucking one. But I have never, ever been as mesmerized by a transman as I am by Billy Castro. He’s an FTM porn star who shoots with Courtney Trouble. [...]
Also posted in SGO, Standards of Beauty 11 Comments
One-Woman Revolution
Gabby Sidibe is amazing. This woman is defying all our societal standards and notions of what it means to be beautiful, and she’s doing it with poise, confidence, eloquence, and spunk. Her performance in Precious speaks for itself; it was phenomenal. And if you’ve ever seen her in an interview, it quickly becomes clear just [...]
Also posted in Awesomeness, Culture Goes Pop, Standards of Beauty 12 Comments
Is That A Banana In Your Pocket?
This Vice Fashion men’s shoot was too great not to share with you guys. It’s called “WORK HARD PLAY HARD.” The jumping one is my favorite. I also like the one with the dog. It’s file name is “boner-bitch.” Hee.
Also posted in Awesomeness, Sex Miscellany 3 Comments
Wisdom
Also posted in Sex Miscellany, Sexuality 3 Comments
Vadge Wigs
It would be wrong for me not to feature this Vice Fashion photo shoot called “Merkin’ Around,” seeing as I’m “Britni TheVadgeWig,” and all. If you ever wondered where the “VadgeWig” part of my name came from, I guess now is a good time to tell you! I used to be a very active commenter [...]
Also posted in Awesomeness, Sex Miscellany 4 Comments
Packing Heat
One of the hottest images that I can think of is a woman (or a boi, butch, transman, any non-cismale) in a strap-on. There is something about the soft femininity of curves, combined with the powerful, dominant image of a cock that sets me on edge. But there’s also something about an androgynous body rocking [...]
Also posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Sexuality, Standards of Beauty 11 Comments
Sizing Up Fashion Mags
EDIT: Sqweaky Girl posted an insider’s look into size in the fashion industry, with some explanations and clarification. Check it out. V Magazine is doing a “size” issue in the Spring. The preview has come out, and let me just say GOOD GOD. STUNNING. I think the “plus” models are SO much prettier than the [...]
Also posted in Standards of Beauty 9 Comments
Merry Christmas, from Lady Gaga
To all those celebrating today, Merry Christmas! For your listening pleasure, I present Lady Gaga’s Christmas song, “Christmas Tree” (lyrics below (I’ve bolded the awesome parts), and no, I am not kidding): “Ra pa pam pam, ra pa pam pamRa pa pam pam, ra pa pam pam Light me up put me on top, let’s [...]
Also posted in Awesomeness, Culture Goes Pop, Lady Gaga 3 Comments
Built
When you think of someone that is “feminine,” many images, often of women, come to mind. Descriptors like “soft,” “gentle,” and “delicate” are often used. “Muscular” is not. “Muscular” is a “masculine” term. “Masculine,” as we all know, is a term often associated with men. If men are masculine, and muscles are a masculine feature, [...]
Also posted in Standards of Beauty 9 Comments
Like a Cat Out of Hell