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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: Sexcapades
Bite Me
This is the very recent collection of bite marks/hickies/mix of both that I received the other day. I’m looking forward to them being darker and more hurty tomorrow. It’s been way too long since I’ve had sex bruises. And y’all know how much I love sex bruises. I can has moar ruff secks, plz?
Also posted in Marks of Passion, Submission 6 Comments
Medication Diaries: Entry 6
When hooking up with a new partner for the first time, it’s best to warn them about your Nuvaring beforehand so that they don’t start fingering you and ask, “Um… what’s in your vagina?”
Also posted in Medication Diaries, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery Tagged The Scientist 3 Comments
Are You Sure?
I had a date with someone the other night that went really well. So well, in fact, that neither of us realized how long we had been in the bar, and I missed the train home. He offered to split my cab fare with me, but it was easily a $40 cab ride and I [...]
JSYK…
I got laid last night. Twice. That is all. Continue on with your daily activities. (Hey, it’d been over a month! I have every right to brag about it!)
PSA: On Seduction
ATTENTION MEN: when trying to seduce a woman, it is best not to remove your (hard) penis from the hole in your boxers and whip it around like a helicopter while yelling, “Woo! Woo!” This has been a Public Service Announcement. No, this has never happened to me on a first date before. Why do [...]
Also posted in Public Service Announcement 6 Comments
Jack
Jack was my first college boyfriend. “Jack” is short for “jack rabbit,” as sex with him was what I like to refer to as “jack rabbit sex.” If you’ve ever seen that Sex and the City episode, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. I almost died the first time I saw it (the jack [...]
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Yes, I’m Sure
“You’re sure I can be rough?” “Oh my god, YES. I’ve told you, like, 9 million times that I want you to be!” And with that, he slapped me across the face pushed my head down on his cock, and choked me with it. I liked it very much. “I can smell your whore cunt [...]
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