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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: Standards of Beauty
Walk of Shut the Fuck Up
So, Too Faced, a makeup brand, has a new kit that you can buy. The Walk of Shame Set. From the website: What it is: An all-you-need overnight survival kit to plan for those spontaneous dusk-till-dawn rendezvous! What it does: The Walk Of Shame set will get you out the door and walking home without [...]
Also posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy 19 Comments
“Bad Pussy,” Or WTF, Liberator?
UPDATED 3:00 PM, 5/27. Scroll to the bottom for updates. What the fuck, Liberator? No, seriously, what the fuck? A blog post entitled “Brutal Honesty from Guys: Bad Pussy” was published on the Liberator blog. And yes, it’s just as bad as it sounds. The post sets the scene for you as such: You read [...]
A Matter of Taste
My mom and I have totally different taste in men. She likes tan, muscular, pretty men. I like husky, hairy, tattooed men (oh man. I just described Dude perfectly. *drool*). My phone broke the other day, and so we went to the AT&T store to have it replaced. The store was next to a Gold’s [...]
Also posted in Parental Control 11 Comments
Wisdom: Cosmo Style
Let’s check in with Cosmo for some beauty advice, shall we? I almost don’t have anything to say about this, except that I will never, ever wear the combined scent of lavender and pumpkin pie. Not just because that sounds like the grossest odor I’ve ever heard, but I don’t really want to be increasing [...]
Also posted in Griping and Kvetching and Bitching, Mag Mocking 8 Comments
A (Short) Ode To Uncut Cocks
I like penises of all shapes and sizes, I really do. Big, small, fat, thin, cut, uncut. Really, they’re all fabulous. But there’s something about an uncut cock that just makes me so, so happy. I’ve been known to squeal with delight upon discovering that someone is uncut (Dude may or may not have laughed [...]
Sexy: For His Pleasure!
It’s no surprise that Cosmo is a piece of shit. I mean, really. We know it’s misleading and ridiculous. But because I am a masochist and enjoy *headdesk*ing, I was compelled to visit their website. The first article that pops up? “20 Dresses Guys Want You To Wear This Spring.” Not “20 Dresses to Make [...]
The Beauty Myth
On Twitter the other day, Champagne and Benzedrine and I were disagreeing about something (shocking, I know). He tweeted the following (which will now be referred to as The Most Epic Tweet Ever Tweeted™): Not only do I disagree with this statement, I believe that body image and self-esteem are the main way that the [...]
Also posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy 6 Comments
To all the kick ass, beautiful, fierce femmes…
Sinclair Sexsmith posted this on his blog, and I had to repost it here. It made me cry. Sob, actually. This is Ivan E. Coyote speaking at this year’s Speak Up! I want to thank Ivan for his words, because it’s true. We do often feel invisible and unnoticed. And it’s also true that we [...]
Also posted in Awesomeness, SGO, Sexuality 9 Comments
Million Dollar Smile
When you ask someone what one of the first things they notice about someone is, they’ll often say, “Their smile.” When you ask someone what physical qualities they look for in a partner, a “nice smile” is often at the top of the list. But what makes a smile “nice?” In our society, we equate [...]
Also posted in Culture Goes Pop 10 Comments
You Say “Dyke” Like It’s A Bad Thing