Category Archives: Standards of Beauty


I’ve gained a healthy 20 pounds since moving to Boston 7 months ago, putting me at around 120 pounds. It’s the most I’ve ever weighed, though I know I’m still very thin. And generally, I like the weight on myself. I feel like I look better and healthier and fuller. And I tend to prefer [...]
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You Say “Dyke” Like It’s A Bad Thing

As you know, I got my hair cut the other day. I really, really fucking love it. My mother saw the pictures and told me that my hair looked “dykey” and “butch.” I cried. When I sat down to think about why I had that reaction, there were so many different levels to this statement [...]
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Walk of Shut the Fuck Up

So, Too Faced, a makeup brand, has a new kit that you can buy. The Walk of Shame Set. From the website: What it is: An all-you-need overnight survival kit to plan for those spontaneous dusk-till-dawn rendezvous! What it does: The Walk Of Shame set will get you out the door and walking home without [...]
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“Bad Pussy,” Or WTF, Liberator?

UPDATED 3:00 PM, 5/27. Scroll to the bottom for updates. What the fuck, Liberator? No, seriously, what the fuck? A blog post entitled “Brutal Honesty from Guys: Bad Pussy” was published on the Liberator blog. And yes, it’s just as bad as it sounds. The post sets the scene for you as such: You read [...]
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A Matter of Taste

My mom and I have totally different taste in men. She likes tan, muscular, pretty men. I like husky, hairy, tattooed men (oh man. I just described Dude perfectly. *drool*). My phone broke the other day, and so we went to the AT&T store to have it replaced. The store was next to a Gold’s [...]
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Wisdom: Cosmo Style

Let’s check in with Cosmo for some beauty advice, shall we? I almost don’t have anything to say about this, except that I will never, ever wear the combined scent of lavender and pumpkin pie. Not just because that sounds like the grossest odor I’ve ever heard, but I don’t really want to be increasing [...]
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A (Short) Ode To Uncut Cocks

I like penises of all shapes and sizes, I really do. Big, small, fat, thin, cut, uncut. Really, they’re all fabulous. But there’s something about an uncut cock that just makes me so, so happy. I’ve been known to squeal with delight upon discovering that someone is uncut (Dude may or may not have laughed [...]
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Sexy: For His Pleasure!

It’s no surprise that Cosmo is a piece of shit. I mean, really. We know it’s misleading and ridiculous. But because I am a masochist and enjoy *headdesk*ing, I was compelled to visit their website. The first article that pops up? “20 Dresses Guys Want You To Wear This Spring.” Not “20 Dresses to Make [...]
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The Beauty Myth

On Twitter the other day, Champagne and Benzedrine and I were disagreeing about something (shocking, I know). He tweeted the following (which will now be referred to as The Most Epic Tweet Ever Tweeted™): Not only do I disagree with this statement, I believe that body image and self-esteem are the main way that the [...]
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To all the kick ass, beautiful, fierce femmes…

Sinclair Sexsmith posted this on his blog, and I had to repost it here. It made me cry. Sob, actually. This is Ivan E. Coyote speaking at this year’s Speak Up! I want to thank Ivan for his words, because it’s true. We do often feel invisible and unnoticed. And it’s also true that we [...]
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