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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: Relationships
Afraid of Men
This postcard from this week’s Sunday Secrets on Postsecret reminded me very much of my ex-girlfriend. That isn’t to say that she didn’t love me. Or that she still doesn’t. It doesn’t invalidate our relationship, or take anything away from the connection that we had. And still have. However, sometimes I wondered if she gravitated [...]
Soul Mates
I saw the girl that I consider to be the love of my life for the first time in 3 years the other night. We had stopped talking after a falling out, and recently got back in touch. Me moving back to Boston allowed us to see each other. It was amazing. It was like [...]
Jack
Jack was my first college boyfriend. “Jack” is short for “jack rabbit,” as sex with him was what I like to refer to as “jack rabbit sex.” If you’ve ever seen that Sex and the City episode, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. I almost died the first time I saw it (the jack [...]
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Day 7: An Ex
I have many exes, and many of them will fit the criteria for one of my future letters. Therefore, I’m going to write a joint letter to all of my exes. To my ex-partners, Thank you all, each and every one of you. Whether I look back on our relationship fondly, or wish I could [...]
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I Bet Amanda Bynes Reads “Cosmo”
Amanda Bynes seems to be one of those girls who obsesses about finding “the one,” and is only happy when she’s in love. Also, one of those girls that doesn’t handle breakups so well. I checked out her Twitter feed the other day, and… I decided to Google her and see if she’d given any [...]
Also posted in Culture Goes Pop, Mag Mocking 15 Comments
Confirmation
I’ve known it all along. I don’t know whether to feel better because he finally said it or worse because he only said it knowing that I was leaving.
Fear and Loathing
I stared at the screen and felt a wave of terror wash over my body. I looked over my shoulder to make sure no one was there. It was a feeling I hadn’t felt in over a year and a half. Looking at the screen, I couldn’t take my eyes off of It. Sitting in [...]
Also posted in Griping and Kvetching and Bitching, It Felt Like A Kiss, Soul Searching Tagged CB 6 Comments
Regression
When I get angry or upset or sad or stressed, I regress. I whine. I become very stubborn and nothing can make me feel better. No matter what is said or offered, I want none of it and I continue to pout, regardless of what the other person is trying to do to comfort me. [...]
Schoolyard Crush
As I alluded to in this post, Dude and I flirt like two kids on a playground. I push him down, but only because he pulled my hair first. It’s our way of letting each other know we have a crush on each other. I had the same kind of banter, teasing, and chops-busting with [...]
I Clearly Made The Right Decision on This One