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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: Griping and Kvetching and Bitching
Why Treat A Sex Worker Like An Actual Human Being When You Can Dehumanize The Shit Out of Them?
I usually really like The Oatmeal. Especially their grammar posters, which I want to own. But they recently published an absolutely appalling cartoon about sex workers. It’s called “5 Super Neat Ways to Use a Hooker.” I should have been called “5 Super Awful Ways to Dehumanize a Sex Worker.” Let’s take a look, shall [...]
Also posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy, Rape Culture, Sex Miscellany 7 Comments
Apparently, This Needs To Be Said Again
JUST BECAUSE I WRITE ABOUT SEX DOES NOT MEAN I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT I WANT TO TELL YOU INSANELY PRIVATE DETAILS ABOUT MY SEX LIFE. IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU CAN SEXUALLY HARASS ME ON THE INTERNET. AND IT DEFINITELY DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU CAN [...]
Also posted in Rape Culture 4 Comments
My Cervix is Not Male, Thankyouverymuch
A few years ago, I went to the gynecologist at my college’s health center. I had never been to see her before. When it came time for my pap smear, she began to talk to my cervix. “Aw, the little guy’s being shy! He won’t look at me! Look at me, little cervix!” I was [...]
Also posted in Sex Miscellany 7 Comments
Women Are Crazy Bitches Who Just Want to Use You For Your Sperm
Men, beware! There is a predator on the prowl, and she’s only after one thing: YOUR SPERM. Forget wanting a relationship or sex or friendship with you. Nope, she just wants your sperm to fertilize her egg because all women are BABY CRAZY and only have one thing on their minds: HAVING BEBEHS. Luckily, Ask [...]
Also posted in Mag Mocking 16 Comments
Accessorizing
You know what’s fucking horseshit? Treating people differently based on race, gender, sexual orientation, ability, or anything else. Treating people as “less than” because of something about who they are. And Teen Vogue has done just that by asking “Is a gay best friend the new must-have accessory?” The must-have items for her fashionista classmates [...]
Also posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy, SGO, Sexuality 4 Comments
Wardrobe Malfunction: She Was Totes Asking For It
I was already planning on posting my outfit from the night I was assaulted, because I have a really good picture of it and I loved it, but in the aftermath of all the victim-blaming hoopla, this is going to be a little bit of a different Wardrobe Malfunction for me. One of the things [...]
Also posted in Rape Culture, Wardrobe Malfunction 13 Comments
I Can’t Even
What the fuck gives someone the right to write an entire blog post about how I must have been asking for it? WHAT THE FUCK? You don’t know me or what happened, and regardless of whether or not I was dancing with someone willingly, dancing does not equal consent to frotterism and attempted rape. THOSE [...]
Also posted in Rape Culture 39 Comments
It’s MY Body
You don’t have the right to touch my body without my consent. How many times do I have to fucking tell you that? There’s a reason I don’t go to clubs. It’s because I can’t walk through a crowd without someone grabbing my ass or touching me, and I don’t handle that well. In fact, [...]
Also posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy, Rape Culture 87 Comments
How to Guarantee That I Will Never Sleep With You Again