Tag Archives: The One That Got Away

“R. Kelly is either a genius, or mildly schizophrenic.”*

I never paid much attention to R. Kelly or his music. I always assumed that he must be a decent artist in his genre, since he seemed to be successful. I also knew that he liked to pee on young girls, and is the worst liar in the world, because when asked if he liked [...]
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Sore Kitty

Oh, my poor little kitty. She is so, so sore. It’s such a good sore, but sore nonetheless. After the hours and hours of sex and orgasms both last night and this morning, my little kitty is plum tuckered out. She isn’t used to so much attention and for such long periods of time. He cooked [...]
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A Sign of Things To Come (Pun Intended)

When your FIRST night of sex involves him tying your wrists up with his belt and you flat out begging him to stop making you come because you really really really can’t come anymore but ohmygodwhydoyoukeepdoingthattome, and him yelling at you to keep jerking him off, because just because you are coming doesn’t mean you [...]
Posted in Make Me A Match, Sexcapades, Submission | Tagged | 4 Comments
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