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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: Sexuality
I Like It Rough.
I’m capable of having and enjoying vanilla sex. I used to do it much more in the past than I do now, though. As I get older and explore my sexuality more, it’s become clear that some degree of roughness is necessary. I require at least a little bit of assertion, dominance, and force from [...]
Also posted in BDSM, Submission 1 Comment
Stay Classy, NY Post
From a piece entitled, “Vivien ‘Lay,’ scarlet woman:*” Two-time Oscar winner Viven Leigh, the iconic Scarlett O’Hara in “Gone With The Wind,” was a hot mess off-screen — a slutty bisexual who battled mental illness for most of her adult life, an explosive new biography claims. So what have we learned today, class? Bisexuality is [...]
Also posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy, Culture Goes Pop, SGO 23 Comments
Afraid of Men
This postcard from this week’s Sunday Secrets on Postsecret reminded me very much of my ex-girlfriend. That isn’t to say that she didn’t love me. Or that she still doesn’t. It doesn’t invalidate our relationship, or take anything away from the connection that we had. And still have. However, sometimes I wondered if she gravitated [...]
Accessorizing
You know what’s fucking horseshit? Treating people differently based on race, gender, sexual orientation, ability, or anything else. Treating people as “less than” because of something about who they are. And Teen Vogue has done just that by asking “Is a gay best friend the new must-have accessory?” The must-have items for her fashionista classmates [...]
Also posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy, Griping and Kvetching and Bitching, SGO 4 Comments
I’m Here, I’m Queer
“Can I ask you a question?” “Um, sure.” I just met you half an hour ago. What could you possibly have to say to me? “Are you a lesbian?” “No. I’m queer.” “There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that.” No shit. Thanks for your approval/tolerance/reassurance! Then I got a text from someone else in the room. [...]
Also posted in Griping and Kvetching and Bitching, SGO 6 Comments
Euphemisms
There are all kinds of euphemisms for things. Especially sexual things. Because we’ve made sex this dirty, taboo thing, we need words for things that don’t evoke those embarrassing images and reactions! “Vajajay.” “Down there.” “Member.” “Love making.” But apparently, the numerous euphemisms that already exist for sexytime were not good enough. Glamour had to [...]
Also posted in Griping and Kvetching and Bitching, Mag Mocking, Sex Miscellany 35 Comments
Adventures in Packing, Or, Product Review: Mr. Limpy
I’ve wanted a packing cock for a while now. I love gender fuckery in all its forms, and have always loved the thought of wearing my very feminine clothing with a cock packed underneath it. So, when PinkCherry.com gave me the chance to review a Mr. Limpy, I was psyched. Adventures in Packing: Day 1 [...]
Also posted in Miscellaneous Toy, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews, SGO Tagged Pink Cherry 23 Comments
The Most Amazing Speech in the History of TV Speeches
Mike O’Malley has done a surprisingly amazing job playing the father of Kurt, the gay character on Glee. He’s supportive and wonderful, even though he doesn’t quite understand him. They get some of the most touching scenes on the show. But this scene, from this week’s Gaga episode? Had me sobbing. More of this on [...]
Also posted in Culture Goes Pop, SGO 7 Comments
“Bad Pussy,” Or WTF, Liberator?
UPDATED 3:00 PM, 5/27. Scroll to the bottom for updates. What the fuck, Liberator? No, seriously, what the fuck? A blog post entitled “Brutal Honesty from Guys: Bad Pussy” was published on the Liberator blog. And yes, it’s just as bad as it sounds. The post sets the scene for you as such: You read [...]
You Say “Dyke” Like It’s A Bad Thing