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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: Standards of Beauty
Hair Down There
I’ve noticed lately what seems to be a shift away from the shaved/waxed completely bare trend that dominated pubic grooming for the last several years. I know that beauty standards come and go, and things come in and out of style. But it seems like there has been a backlash, especially on the part of [...]
Also posted in Sex Miscellany 29 Comments
Bearded Ladies
In our society, we expect our women to be hairless. They should shave their legs, their underarms, their pubic hair. Some women eschew that because they want to. But some women can’t help the hair that grows on their body. Whether it’s PCOS or hirsutism, or something they keep by choice, excess hair doesn’t make [...]
Posted in Standards of Beauty 10 Comments
Of Scars
One of my biggest pet peeves with breast cancer awareness campaigns such as “Save the Tatas” is the emphasis on the tits, and not the women attached to them. Of course, anything done to raise awareness and money for breast cancer is a great thing, I just wish we could focus more on the woman, [...]
We Don’t Need No Education?
Sex education is severely lacking in this country. We know this. But it’s not just sexual knowledge that we miss out on when we have poor sex ed. We also miss out on knowledge about our bodies and how our sexual organs work and function. For men, most of their junk is right out there [...]
Hung Like A 9-Year-Old
In fantastically coincidental timing, the day after I post about how we shouldn’t shame men for having a small penis, Hailey Glassman does one of the most disgusting, classless, unnecessary things that anyone could do. She continually talks about how small Jon Gosselin’s penis is. And she doesn’t just mention it in passing in the [...]
Also posted in Culture Goes Pop, Griping and Kvetching and Bitching, Sex Miscellany 7 Comments
Size Matters (Except That It Doesn’t. And Shouldn’t)
I came across this post on a forum recently (lovely grammar and spelling are hers): “SMALL PENIS… are SOOO much better than large penis’….. or so think some morons online HA!!!! I was browsing online trying to find out why my [boyfriend's] dick is tiny but his dads was deliciously large, and tumbled upon a [...]
Also posted in Griping and Kvetching and Bitching, Sex Miscellany 8 Comments
DO ME BILLY CASTRO
In case you were unaware, I totally heart transmen. Like, a lot. Most of the time, I’m a little sad that I’m not dating one. Or fucking one. But I have never, ever been as mesmerized by a transman as I am by Billy Castro. He’s an FTM porn star who shoots with Courtney Trouble. [...]
Also posted in Eye Candy, SGO 11 Comments
One-Woman Revolution
Gabby Sidibe is amazing. This woman is defying all our societal standards and notions of what it means to be beautiful, and she’s doing it with poise, confidence, eloquence, and spunk. Her performance in Precious speaks for itself; it was phenomenal. And if you’ve ever seen her in an interview, it quickly becomes clear just [...]
Also posted in Awesomeness, Culture Goes Pop, Eye Candy 12 Comments
Giuliana Rancic Should Not Be On The Red Carpet, Or TV, For That Matter
Giuliana Rancic does red carpet coverage for awards shows for the E! Network. I think that she should be removed from it. She has a sick obsession with diets, weight, and bodies of the celebrities that she interviews. She’s promoting and reinforcing an unhealthy body image ideal, not just in terms of the comments she [...]
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