In fantastically coincidental timing, the day after I post about how we shouldn’t shame men for having a small penis, Hailey Glassman does one of the most disgusting, classless, unnecessary things that anyone could do. She continually talks about how small Jon Gosselin’s penis is. And she doesn’t just mention it in passing in the article. Oh, no. She goes on and on and on.
“He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me.”“He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy,” she snipes. “I’m serious. This is true,” she adds, even claiming he measures up to “3 inches.”
“anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny.” Glassman, featured scantily-clad on Steppin Out’s cover, adds that she “would laugh about it with my mom.”
“He said, ‘You know how subconscious [sic] I am of down there,’” Glassman recalls. She admits she wasn’t very sensitive about the topic. “I would tell him to his face, ‘I don’t think you would cheat on me because you’re so small.’ I would tell him that all the time.”
What. the. fuck. You cruel, heartless, immature, miserable little bitch. I don’t care how bitter your breakup is, going around telling magazines how small his dick is is completely inappropriate.
Of course, she didn’t stop at the article. She then tweeted about it:
It’s completely ridiculous to even think that saying that someone has a small dick is offensive, but that’s how it works in this society. And it’s awful.
*I’m not even going to touch the “You know how subconscious…” line.
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…and yet…
If she was SO disgusted with the size of his penis, why did she continue to sleep with him? Here's an idea: if you're with someone that is not satisfying you, for whatever reason, either work to make things better, or end the affair, without broadcasting the aforementioned information.
ya know, a while back i was yakking to my bestie on the phone and happened to see them in passing on my tv. i remember telling her that the first thing miss glassman was going to do when they split was walk around telling the world what a tiny pecker he had.
first of all, who fucking cares? haiti is leveled and people could care less about mr. gosselin's pecker.
second, you're a fame whore and it makes me sad that someone magazine would EVEN print that.
third, why keep fucking him???
fourth, your description of her was spot on. miserable little bitch. this is why i heart you!
some magazine, not someone. now i'm even starting to talk like her.
"subconscious" … Bwahhaaaaahahahaaaa!
I'm with you. It's disgusting to hear someone who's supposed to be a mature adult go around talking like that. No class. No tact. Poor kids.
Two words: "Steppin' Out."
Wait, wait a minute.
Are you telling me that 3" is small?
Oh dude, so that's what she meant…….