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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: Soul Searching
Something. Anything. Nothing.
I brush my teeth too hard, intentionally drawing blood. I gag myself while brushing my tongue. Anything to feel something. Something to feel anything. The water in the shower is way too hot. It scalds me, turning my skin bright red. I don’t turn it down. Anything to feel something. Something to feel anything. I [...]
Also posted in BDSM, Depression, Self Medication 3 Comments
Indecisive Girl is Indecisive
I am the most indecisive person ever. It’s terrible. One of the things I liked best about my relationship with Profligacy is that I didn’t have to make decisions. He picked where we went, what I ordered, and sometimes what I wore. Life was much easier then. My everyday life consists of me failing to [...]
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Day 9: Someone You Wish You Could Meet
Do you know who I want to meet most of all? You! And so, I’m going to take this post as an opportunity for you to introduce yourself to me, especially those of you that lurk in the background. Who are you? I’d love to know!
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Day 8: Your Favorite Internet Friend
Picking just one internet friend would be unfair, and I can’t and won’t do it. I have so many of you, and you have all enriched my life so much. Most people don’t understand the social world of the internet. When I tell them that I’ve never actually met some of my best friends, they [...]
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Day 7: An Ex
I have many exes, and many of them will fit the criteria for one of my future letters. Therefore, I’m going to write a joint letter to all of my exes. To my ex-partners, Thank you all, each and every one of you. Whether I look back on our relationship fondly, or wish I could [...]
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Day 6: A Stranger
People are strange when you’re a stranger. But that doesn’t mean that people aren’t worth meeting. In fact, if you’re one of those people who are strange, and not *just* because you’re a stranger, chances are that I’d be way more interested in meeting you, anyway. So come say hi. I promise I don’t bite. [...]
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Day 5: Your Dreams
I don’t know how you write a letter to you dreams, and most of the time, I don’t even know what my dreams are. Maybe that’s why it’s been so hard to find my way; when you don’t know what you want, it’s hard to find it. I know that I dream of making it [...]
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Day 4: Your Sibling
Bry, I don’t know if you know this, but you’re one of my favorite people in the world. You make me laugh harder than anyone else, and being around you somehow makes me revert into being a giddy little girl. I have so much fun with you, and I wish we got to hang out [...]
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Day 3: Your Parents
Dear Mom and Dad, As much as I complain about you guys, I really couldn’t ask for better parents. I know we have our differences, but I also know that you guys love me more than anything in the world. I’ve been so lucky to have parents like you that have supported me, both emotionally [...]
Also posted in 30 Days of Letters, Parental Control 3 Comments
You Say “Dyke” Like It’s A Bad Thing