Monthly Archives: February 2010

Take 2

We’re trying again. Today, I’m flying to spend the week with Profligacy. I’m not quite sure how well I packed, seeing as I packed drunk. I do know that I brought enough sex toys to keep the casts of several porn movies busy for a few weeks. I do not know how many logical and [...]
Posted in Self Medication | Tagged | 5 Comments


I share a lot of personal information on my blog. A lot more than most people do. However, regardless of what I share here, the truth of the matter remains that you don’t know me. You don’t know the full details of my life; you know what I choose to share here, and via Twitter. [...]
Posted in Griping and Kvetching and Bitching, Self Medication | 52 Comments

In Lieu of My Own Words

If you follow me on Twitter, then you have some idea of what’s been going on with me lately, and why I haven’t been so talkative. Those of you that don’t, I’ll get around to talking about it soon, but at the moment I don’t have to motivation to find the words. And so, in [...]
Posted in With A Little Help From My Friends | 4 Comments

My Vagina Has A First Name…

So, do you remember that song from the Oscar Mayer commercials? I mean, you definitely do. How could you not? Well, when I was writing my Randy review, I kept saying, “my vagina,” which somehow led to me singing a song. About my vagina. To the tune of the Oscar Mayer song. Now, it doesn’t [...]
Posted in Diarrhea of the Mind | 3 Comments

Pleasurists #65

© Bill Rice via Hentai_panda Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter. Did you miss Pleasurists #64? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #67? Be sure to [...]
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e[lust] #8

HNT Courtesy of Blue-Eyed Vixen Welcome to e[lust] - your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #9? Start with the rules, check out [...]
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From The Dating Site Inbox

Enjoy. …You should train to be a UFC fighter or something like that. Um… okay? What the hell every gave you that impression? This one was so WTF-worthy that I almost considered responding: You have the same facial expressions as my friend. No offense intended, since that friend is a Vietnamese man. Good to know.
Posted in Make Me A Match | 2 Comments

Of Scars

One of my biggest pet peeves with breast cancer awareness campaigns such as “Save the Tatas” is the emphasis on the tits, and not the women attached to them. Of course, anything done to raise awareness and money for breast cancer is a great thing, I just wish we could focus more on the woman, [...]
Posted in Awesomeness, Caterwauling About The Patriarchy, Standards of Beauty, With A Little Help From My Friends | 8 Comments

What’s In Your Box?: Meg

I love this submission, because it’s from someone who has just started exploring sex toys. We’ve all had collections in their infancies before, and I’m sure many of you still do! I am Meg, a virgin who is new to sex toys within the last year. My toy collection has only two items at present. [...]
Posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, What's In Your Box? | 1 Comment

All of Me

I have the best Master/Daddy/boyfriend in the world. I’m not an easy person to be with, and I know that. I suffer from depression, and it comes and goes often. I actually think it’s more like dysthymia, which is worse, because that means it never really goes away. And that makes being with me really, [...]
Posted in Depression, Relationships, Soul Searching, Submission | Tagged | 15 Comments
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