So, do you remember that song from the Oscar Mayer commercials? I mean, you definitely do. How could you not? Well, when I was writing my Randy review, I kept saying, “my vagina,” which somehow led to me singing a song. About my vagina. To the tune of the Oscar Mayer song. Now, it doesn’t really make sense, because, well… you’ll see.
“My vagina has a first name, it’s P-U-S-S-Y.
My vagina has a second name, it’s C-U-N-T-Y.
I like to eat it every day
And if you ask me why, I’ll say,
‘Blahblah blahblah has a way
With O-R-A-L-S-E-X.’”
Yeah, I don’t know, either. But apparently, I have a talking and singing vagina.
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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How’s this version?
Her vagina has a first name, It’s P-U-S-S-Y
The owner is cutie, she’s B-R-T-N-I
I’d like to eat it every day….
And if You ask me why I’d say……
‘Cause Brinti’s Pussy has a way,
of making my dick cum all day.
Damn I’ve been away a while! I like the new layout! But more than that, I love coming back to a post that gives me a naughty chuckle… I wouldn’t expect anything less from you…
Gotta love a musical ode to the vadge. Personally, not enough exist haha