My Vagina Has A First Name…

So, do you remember that song from the Oscar Mayer commercials? I mean, you definitely do. How could you not? Well, when I was writing my Randy review, I kept saying, “my vagina,” which somehow led to me singing a song. About my vagina. To the tune of the Oscar Mayer song. Now, it doesn’t really make sense, because, well… you’ll see.

“My vagina has a first name, it’s P-U-S-S-Y.
My vagina has a second name, it’s C-U-N-T-Y.
I like to eat it every day
And if you ask me why, I’ll say,
‘Blahblah blahblah has a way
With O-R-A-L-S-E-X.’”

Yeah, I don’t know, either. But apparently, I have a talking and singing vagina.
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  1. advizor54No Gravatar
    Posted February 26, 2010 at 2:15 pm | Permalink

    How’s this version?

    Her vagina has a first name, It’s P-U-S-S-Y
    The owner is cutie, she’s B-R-T-N-I
    I’d like to eat it every day….
    And if You ask me why I’d say……
    ‘Cause Brinti’s Pussy has a way,
    of making my dick cum all day.

  2. TopazNo Gravatar
    Posted February 26, 2010 at 10:20 pm | Permalink

    Damn I’ve been away a while! I like the new layout! But more than that, I love coming back to a post that gives me a naughty chuckle… I wouldn’t expect anything less from you…

  3. la petiteNo Gravatar
    Posted March 1, 2010 at 8:37 pm | Permalink

    Gotta love a musical ode to the vadge. Personally, not enough exist haha

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