Monthly Archives: December 2009


Archived somewhere on the web, I came across some pictures from before my blog was hastily deleted after being found by a crazy ex. There were only five or so pictures, and this was one of them: Thundercock is one of my favorite people ever, and not just because he’s awesome in the sack. He’s [...]
Posted in Bringing Sexy Back (NSFW), Foto | Tagged | 5 Comments

What’s in Your Box: Profligacy

1. I am a Dom. Part of being a Dom is, of course Dominance. Fear is one way to create dominance. The unknown is fear. So against my better judgment I am revealing the contents of my toy box. I am Master and Owner of my cum slut Britni. She has seen, experienced first hand, [...]
Posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, What's In Your Box? | Tagged | 12 Comments

"You Stereotype Me….*

Matthew Morrison, the lead character on Fox’s hit TV series Glee, was recently profiled and interviewed by Elle magazine. While reading the interview, I couldn’t help but feel stabby, and as I read on, I continued to grow angrier and angrier, until I was ready to punch the interviewer in the face. The interview went [...]
Posted in Culture Goes Pop, Griping and Kvetching and Bitching, SGO | 16 Comments

Master of His Own Domain: Nexus G-Play

One day I was feeling particularly erotic and happened into the sex toy store next to this Greek food restaurant I frequent. I was looking for another prostate toy and found the Nexus G-play. It is a vibrating massager that claims to “give maximum titillation for both male and female G-spots.” Imagine my surprise to [...]
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Spiking Someone’s Drink Is Not A Punchline

Last week, on the reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Rob, the 22-year-old brother of the 3 Kardashian sisters, had to go to the doctor with a painful erection that would not go away. It turns out that he had accidentally drank coffee intended for Bruce Jenner (his stepdad), which Kris (Rob’s mother, Bruce’s [...]
Posted in Culture Goes Pop, Griping and Kvetching and Bitching, Sex Miscellany | 4 Comments

On Writing Fiction

“2 AM and I’m still awake, writing a songIf I get it all down on paper, it’s no longer inside of me,Threatening the life it belongs toAnd I feel like I’m naked in front of the crowdCause these words are my diary, screaming out loudAnd I know that you’ll use them, however you want to.”-Anna [...]
Posted in Soul Searching | 1 Comment

Wardrobe Malfunction: Colorful Christmas

I had a blast with my clothes for my holiday dinners. First, I spent Christmas Eve with a friend and her family. This is what I wore: (Click to embiggen) I’m wearing: Gray ribbed tank, Target Purple tutu skirt, H&M Black faux leather leggings Pink “Fiestaaa” shoes, Steve Madden Pink and white floral belt, off [...]
Posted in Foto, Wardrobe Malfunction | 3 Comments

Merry Christmas, from Lady Gaga

To all those celebrating today, Merry Christmas! For your listening pleasure, I present Lady Gaga’s Christmas song, “Christmas Tree” (lyrics below (I’ve bolded the awesome parts), and no, I am not kidding): “Ra pa pam pam, ra pa pam pamRa pa pam pam, ra pa pam pam Light me up put me on top, let’s [...]
Posted in Awesomeness, Culture Goes Pop, Eye Candy, Lady Gaga | 3 Comments

Domestic Violence on MTV’s ‘Teen Mom’

I’ve praised MTV’s show Teen Mom, in conversations and on Twitter, for being a really groundbreaking show. Last year, they aired 16 and Pregnant, which followed four pregnant teens on their journey through pregnancy. Teen Mom picks up where 16 and Pregnant left off. The show is real, raw, heartbreaking, and really, really important. It’s [...]
Posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy, Culture Goes Pop, It Felt Like A Kiss | 8 Comments

Three Christmas Wishes

The theme for this week’s HNT is Three Christmas Holiday End of the Year Wishes*. We’re supposed to pick three bloggers and give them “gifts” that we would give them if we had the ability to give them in real life. These can be humorous, but I’m going to make mine more serious than that. [...]
Posted in Soul Searching, With A Little Help From My Friends | 11 Comments
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