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Category Archives: Wardrobe Malfunction
Wardrobe Malfunction: Rainbow Brite, Part Duex
I’ve been on a brightly colored outfit kick lately. I enjoy wearing multiple things, none of which are the same color or really match in any way. Remember kids: every color is a neutral. And now you know my fashion philosophy.Well, that, and “people will stare, make it worth their while.” That’s actually a Harry [...]
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Rainbow Brite
This is what happens when you decide to try and take pictures of your outfit while drinking. The first one is adorbs, but you can’t see the boots. So then we go outside. However, there are a ton of firemen leering at us, and the picture-taker cannot actually see what she’s taking. So you get [...]
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Goodbye Florida
Last night was my going away party. A lot of people didn’t show up. But the people that mattered did, and I had a fucking blast. I am wearing: Dress from Heritage 1981 Yellow pumps by Michael Green beaded necklace A minimalistic outfit for me!
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Wardrobe Malfuntion: Fuck the World
I never go out wearing leggings as pants. But for some reason, I felt this outfit called for it. I am wearing: “I Hate People” shirt (stolen from The Irishman) Black shiny leggings from Target White “Bukkled” shoes by Steve Madden Teal sunglasses, Target And check the back: So. appropriate.
Wardrobe Malfunction: She Was Totes Asking For It
I was already planning on posting my outfit from the night I was assaulted, because I have a really good picture of it and I loved it, but in the aftermath of all the victim-blaming hoopla, this is going to be a little bit of a different Wardrobe Malfunction for me. One of the things [...]
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Color Splash
I went out the other night and totally loved my outfit. It was so colorful and fun! Remember, kids: every color is a neutral. I am wearing: Plum strapless satin dress from Forever 21 Forest green stirrup tights from American Apparel Hot pink studded pumps by Michael Hot pink flowered headband from Forever 21 Long [...]
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Fetish Party
Happy fetish party! I’ve gained weight; can you tell? I love it! I also love my hair!
Also posted in Bringing Sexy Back (NSFW) 15 Comments
Wardrobe Malfunction: Tutu
TUTU. Coral tutu from Target, little girls’ section (size XL) Black and cream tie-dye shirt from Target Black studded heels, gift from Profligacy Large black beaded necklace Teal, black, and brown bird necklace, gift from Grandma MOTHERFUCKING TUTU.
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Purple and Pink
I wore this out to see Alice in Wonderland with Profligacy (click it and it grows): I am wearing: Plum dress from Forever 21 (gift from Profligacy) Fuschia stirrup tights from American Apparel Denim jacket Black boots by Diba Black “chandelier” necklace Long silver necklace from Target I love the purple dress with the pink [...]
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Pretty Ugly