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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Monthly Archives: December 2008
Merry Christmas!
Happy Holidays, everyone! Hope you get everything that was on your list!
Things I Like
Bacon Mayonnaise Pickles Olives Popcorn Vodka Buy me those, and I am a happy, happy girl.
Posted in Diarrhea of the Mind, Food Pr0n 1 Comment
Ginger
I make no secret of the fact that I have a thing for redheads. Some people have a fetish for ladies with red hair, while I have more of a “thing.” I’m always drawn to the pretty redhead in the room. I find that many girls with red hair wish that their was some other [...]
Posted in Eye Candy, Standards of Beauty 8 Comments
Product Review: Crocodile Clamps
The Crocodile Clamps were what I picked as my birthday gift to myself. They came up for review and since my clamps got lost in the move from Boston, I was very excited. I thought I would prefer the Crocodile Clamps for several reasons. First of all, they are rubber tipped so I thought my [...]
Posted in BDSM, Nipple Toy, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Tagged Babeland 4 Comments
In Praise of Giving Blow Jobs
I have discussed time and again the fact that I love giving head. If I could pick one sexual act to take part in and no other, it would most definitely be fellatio. Not only can giving be just, if not more, fun than receiving, I get off on sucking cock just like the guy [...]
Posted in Sex Miscellany, Sexuality, Submission 7 Comments
I Am An Asshole
After watching all the pictures of the winter weather around the country, I can’t help but laugh and be a total ass by rubbing it in everyone’s face that it is in the motherfucking 80′s here in sunny Florida. While I hate it in the summer, and I really do love the snow and the [...]
Posted in Awesomeness, Diarrhea of the Mind 7 Comments
Wardrobe Malfunction: Cool and Casual
Here is how you do casual when you are tired and hungover. This is also how you look miserable when you don’t mean to. Don’t I look like I’m pissed at the world? I am wearing: Blue one shoulder dress from Target American Eagle jeans from high school Blue plaid slip-on flats from Target White [...]
Posted in Foto, Wardrobe Malfunction 1 Comment
Do Not Try This At Home
Porn can be a great educational tool for anyone who has never had sex, or for people who want a little glimpse into the secret lives of other people. However, porn can be an even better educational tool for things NOT to do in the bedroom. I have compiled a list of things commonly seen [...]
Posted in Sex Miscellany 6 Comments
Happy Hanukkah!
From one member of the Tribe to any others that might be reading. Photos courtesy of Jamie Sneider’s The Year of the Jewish Woman calender.
Posted in Eye Candy 2 Comments
I’m The Best Gift There Is