I Am An Asshole

After watching all the pictures of the winter weather around the country, I can’t help but laugh and be a total ass by rubbing it in everyone’s face that it is in the motherfucking 80′s here in sunny Florida. While I hate it in the summer, and I really do love the snow and the cold, when it gets as miserable as it has been up north, I can’t be anything but thankful for the beautious weather outside my front door.
This is the forecast for the rest of the week here:

Hahahaha. Suck on it, everyone. So while I won’t have a White Christmas, I will have a warm one. Maybe I will go to the beach.
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  1. Osbasso
    Posted December 22, 2008 at 7:06 pm | Permalink

    There had damned well better be some bikini or otherwise half-nekkid Christmas shots! I'll be thinking of you in my sub-zeroes!

  2. Svet
    Posted December 22, 2008 at 8:44 pm | Permalink

    Do you need company at the beach? I totally volunteer for that in exchange for a place for Inauguration Day :)

  3. lu
    Posted December 22, 2008 at 8:46 pm | Permalink

    i'm from brazil. são paulo. it is supposed to be really hot here this time of the year… and it's cold. cold, and rainny.
    i hate it.

  4. Mighty Dyckerson
    Posted December 22, 2008 at 11:00 pm | Permalink

    Enjoy hurricane season next year, you filthy skank.

  5. Ms. Inconspicuous
    Posted December 22, 2008 at 11:18 pm | Permalink


    And I totally mean that with love. ;)

  6. April
    Posted December 23, 2008 at 10:33 am | Permalink

    I reeeeally miss Florida, especially during this time of year. And you're not making it any better! =)

    Don't be jealous because I had to spend an extra 10 minutes scraping the ice from my car windows…I know you are!

  7. RedheadedSlut
    Posted December 23, 2008 at 7:17 pm | Permalink

    cali has it pretty good too

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