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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Monthly Archives: December 2008
Trans
While gay, lesbian, and (to a lesser extent) bisexual people are generally understood and starting to become accepted by our society, transgendered people are still fighting for that basic understanding. Our society has such black and white views on gender, and many have trouble wrapping their minds around the concept of gender and sex being [...]
Posted in Eye Candy, SGO, Standards of Beauty 6 Comments
What’s In The Bag?
When I lived in Boston, I always carried a large bag and had everything but in the kitchen sink with me at all times. Now, I tend to carry small clutches and take only the necessities when I go out. So what’s in my bag when I go out for a night on the town? [...]
Posted in I Am A Material Girl 5 Comments
Not Rape
Last week, I came across an essay written by a woman named Latoya Peterson that focused on the issue of “Not Rape” (I highly recommend reading the piece before reading the rest of my post. I cannot do it justice and it really is a wonderful piece of writing). It discussed statutory rape issues, many of [...]
In Which I Finally Get The Fuck Over It
I have decided that I am going to get over this not-letting-guys-go-down-on-me thing. I’m fucking someone new and have not mentioned this “issue” yet, so I can start fresh and not make it a big deal like I have with every other guy. Usually, a guy tries to go down on me and I freak [...]
Posted in Sex Miscellany 17 Comments
Product Review: Smartballs
Smartballs are awesome. They are a kegel exerciser and are meant to strengthen the PC muscles. They are inserted into the vagina and as you walk and move, the two balls send vibrations back and forth between each other. Your vaginal muscles tighten and flex in response to these vibrations. However, you can’t even feel [...]
Posted in Miscellaneous Toy, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Tagged Babeland 2 Comments
Perfume
I tend to rotate my perfumes between a few different scents, all very similar in nature. These are my favorites. Stila Creme Bouquet. Stila’s Créme Bouquet is a sweet, dessert-like fragrance. Notes of vanilla, pink lilac and lily of the valley are blended with feminine notes to create a lush, warm aroma. Real, hand-pressed flowers [...]
Posted in I Am A Material Girl 4 Comments
You Know He’s A Redneck When…
You pull up to his house and there is a Confederate (excuse me. Rebel) flag outside. He asks you to go mudding/four-wheeling with him (tomorrow. I’m still trying to convince myself to go). He asks you to go fishing with him. There is a crossbow in his room. He works part-time at the rodeo. Marlboro [...]
Like A Couple of Horny Teenagers
I had a lunch date yesterday with a guy that has been asking me out for the past 6 months. He is the one that caused The Bruiser Fight. Because he is a persistent bastard, I finally caved and agreed to go out with him. He picked me up (!) and paid for lunch (!!). [...]
Jesus is My Friend
This is SO. GOOD. Merry Christmas once and for all, everyone!
Posted in Awesomeness, Diarrhea of the Mind 2 Comments
Happy New Year!