Monthly Archives: October 2008

On Porn and Feminism

I received an email from a reader asking the following question: “You often refer to watching porn so that begs the question: What type of porn do you like? What helps you get off? Girl’s taste in pornagraphy is a topic that is seldom discussed and something I often wonder about. Just what do you [...]
Posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy, Sex Miscellany, Sexuality, Submission | 6 Comments

Good God, Woman

As if I wasn’t already craving women enough this week, I had to come across these pictures of Christina Hendricks, who I have previously worshipped on this blog: She is just absolute perfection. Plus, I have a thing for redheads and she is the sexiest one I have ever seen. Not to mention that she [...]
Posted in Awesomeness, Culture Goes Pop, Eye Candy, Hitachi Magic | 7 Comments

Backwards Logic

When rumors started circulating that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears (by the way, it always kills me that her father’s name is Jamie and her mother’s name is Lynn and so they named their kid Jamie Lynn) might be pregnant with her second child, one of her friends released a statement in support of her. It [...]
Posted in Culture Goes Pop, Diarrhea of the Mind, Griping and Kvetching and Bitching | 3 Comments

Tongue Jewelry

The Bruiser HATES my tongue ring. Hates it. He claims that he prefers to feel as much of my tongue on his penis as possible, and the ball of the tongue ring creates a void in the warm, moist goodness that is my tongue. Usually, guys tell me one of two things about receiving blow jobs [...]
Posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Sex Miscellany | Tagged | 6 Comments

I Am Attractive

It was one of those weekends. You know the ones. The ones that leave you feeling like you want to die. Yeah. That’s hot.
Posted in Foto | 4 Comments

Product Review: Lucky 7

The Lucky 7 Vibrator is a mini waterproof vibe. It has 7 different functions, which the package says is for “7 days of fun”. The 7 different functions are really 3 speeds (low, medium, and high) and 4 functions (patterns of vibration). It takes 3 watch batteries and has one small button on the bottom [...]
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The Possession of A Vagina Does Not Make A Candidate Good For Women

Nothing makes me more angry than seeing a bumper sticker like this on someone’s car. Women for McCain/Palin? You must really, really hate being a woman if you think that this party has your best interests at heart. You must be delusional. Granted, when I see any McCain bumper sticker on someone’s car I immediately [...]
Posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy, Griping and Kvetching and Bitching | 7 Comments

Cleaning House

I have been keeping the vibe I am currently using under a pillow on my bed. It’s just easier access there, and when I have the urge for a quick wank I don’t have to get up and get my vibe; its within reach already. However, I have to laugh every week when I come [...]
Posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Sex Miscellany | 1 Comment

Real Men Have Hair

Oh my goodness do I love men with chest hair. It is kind of an unnatural obsession and I get irrationally excited by the thought of/sight of chest hair. It makes me all kinds of giddy and gives me a full on girlie-boner. Men have hair. It is a fact. I don’t understand our society’s [...]
Posted in Eye Candy, Sexuality, Standards of Beauty | 4 Comments

Something Different

This relationship with The Bruiser is going to be a challenge for me going forward. I know this, and I am ready for it. I think it could be the change in my pattern, the cog in my wheel, that I so desperately need. I tend to be fairly needy in relationships. I like attention. [...]
Posted in Relationships | Tagged | 4 Comments
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