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I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: Vibrator
Product Review: Wahl 2-Speed Massager Kit
So maybe she’s not the prettiest girl at the party. And maybe it’s not the most advanced toy on the shelf. But none of that matters, because the Wahl is fucking amazing. Seriously. Just buy it. You won’t be sorry, and you’ll definitely be thanking me. I could pretty much end the review here, as [...]
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Product Review: High Roller
I was excited for the chance to review the Evolved High Roller. I’ve only ever had one straight vibe that I enjoyed, and I’m always interested in if I’ll ever be able to find another one. Evolved makes some very nice products, and I own one of their vibes, but it came with a broken [...]
Also posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Tagged Eden Fantasys 19 Comments
Product Review: Better Than Chocolate
I hate chocolate. In fact, it’s one of my least favorite foods (the other two being tomatoes and coconut). Therefore, in order for something to be “better than chocolate,” it really wouldn’t have to be all that great. Some things that I would consider better than chocolate include: stale pretzels, ice cold showers, sitting through [...]
Also posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Tagged Eden Fantasys 6 Comments
Product Review: Mystic Wand
I’m a huge fan of wand vibrators. The Hitachi is my go-to toy pretty much all the time, as it always seems to do the trick for me. However, the Hitachi is loud as all hell, it’s big, and it plugs into the wall, which doesn’t make it very portable and severely limits options for [...]
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Product Review: Gigi
I hate to do this to another Lelo toy, but… I’m going to have to. Because y’all don’t want me to blow smoke up yer asses, right? You want an honest review from me, yes? That’s what I thought. So, I don’t really love the Gigi. Like the Ella, I *wanted* to like it. It’s [...]
Also posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Tagged Eden Fantasys 3 Comments
Product Review: Liv
I have wanted a Lelo toy ever since I heard people begin to rave about them. I have longed for one of my very own so that I, too, would know the wonders of THE BEST TOYS EVER. I looked at pictures of them, ogled their beauty, and pined for a Lelo toy that I [...]
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Product Review: Lola
Cal Exotics’ Lola waterproof vibrator had potential to be good vibrator, but fell short for me. While not designed to be anything more than a simple straight, waterproof vibrator, the negatives far outweighed the positives. She provided good vibration strength, yet was fairly noisy. However, the biggest flaw in this toy for me was in [...]
Also posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Tagged Eden Fantasys 2 Comments
Product Review: Hitachi Magic Wand
My love for the Hitachi has been well documented. It is the best toy that I have ever owned. EVER. I resisted owning a Hitachi for a really long time. I had heard about it and had even held one in my hand (feeling it’s power), but I always thought it was just so ugly. [...]
Also posted in Hitachi Magic, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews, Wanking 2 Comments
Product Review: Lucky 7
The Lucky 7 Vibrator is a mini waterproof vibe. It has 7 different functions, which the package says is for “7 days of fun”. The 7 different functions are really 3 speeds (low, medium, and high) and 4 functions (patterns of vibration). It takes 3 watch batteries and has one small button on the bottom [...]
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Product Review: Fairy Wand Massager