Category Archives: Wanking

Ain’t No Shame

Taylor Momsen seems like a pretty awesome chick. She’s only 16, but seems to know who she is and who she wants to be and doesn’t seem to give a fuck what anyone thinks of her. She rejects the Disney-esque path of innocence and purity that many female teen stars take, and stays true to [...]
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Clitoral Simulation

Whenever I’m with a new partner, I can almost guarantee that the same thing will happen when we first start hooking up. They will hone in on my clit and fiddle with it, and it will do absolutely nothing for me. However, I can easily get off from just clitoral stimulation; in fact, I do [...]
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A Break From Routine

We’ve already established that I am The World’s Most Boring Masturbater™. However, the other day, something came over me, and for one afternoon, I ceased to be The World’s Most Boring Masturbater™. I decided to use more than just my Wahl! Of course, the Wahl was still a part of the masturbation sesh, because it’s [...]
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The World’s Most Boring Masturbater

Yes, it’s true. I am The World’s Most Boring Masturbater™. All those images that you may have conjured up in your head of me hotly and sexily masturbating that are filed away in your spank bank? I hate to inform you that they are inaccurate. Some people have exciting masturbation sessions that last for hours [...]
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A Few of My Favorite Things

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens… yeah, notsomuch. I’m talking about my favorite sex toys, obvi. As my collection is perpetually growing and changing, I thought it would be a good idea to do a list of my favorite products. Granted, these change with the wind and I have days where I swear I’ll [...]
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Omigod, omigod you guys. If you don’t own a Wahl, you need to. Seriously. You can find them on Amazon for $12. I got mine from Blowfish for $18, though it looks like it’s $27 there now. IT’S AFFORDABLE. BUY ONE. I’m not even linking to a site I’m an affiliate for so you know [...]
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Product Review: Wahl 2-Speed Massager Kit

So maybe she’s not the prettiest girl at the party. And maybe it’s not the most advanced toy on the shelf. But none of that matters, because the Wahl is fucking amazing. Seriously. Just buy it. You won’t be sorry, and you’ll definitely be thanking me. I could pretty much end the review here, as [...]
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Hi, My Name Is Britni, And I Come Buckets

After yesterday’s bruhaha, I started thinking. No, I don’t think I overreacted to the post in question at all. But I definitely had a very strong reaction to it, and there’s a reason for that. I’ve been meaning to write about my relationship with, and evolution of, squirting for some time, and I think that [...]
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Going The Distance

Last night I squirted farther than I think I ever have in my entire life. I’m always a gusher with proper g-spot stimulation, and have squirted on occasion, but never this far or this much. What you can’t see is the puddle under my ass and between myself and the computer. What this picture can [...]
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I Saw Myself Reflected

I watched her in the mirror across the room as she laid in her bed. The reflection was of a girl with disheveled hair and flushed cheeks. She was completely naked, cunt shaved bare and tiny nipples hard as rocks and pointing to the ceiling. There was a towel beneath her. Her legs were open, [...]
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