Category Archives: Hitachi Magic

Challenge Update

An update on my progress: Only 34 more to go. Numbers 35 and 36 are on video (not for public consumption). My cunt is sore. My ass is sore. My nipples are sore. I’m totally out of it and sleepy, but content. And I will continue in the morning. By the way, a special thanks [...]
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I have been having great sex with The Bruiser about twice a week. Granted, that sex lasts for hours and hours and hours and usually includes morning sex the next day, but it’s still about twice (maybe once) a week. I’m trying not to do that anymore, but I failed on Saturday night and went [...]
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I’m Fabulous, Darling (But You Already Knew That)

The lovely and always adorable Meg has given me a Fabulous Blog Award. I quite appreciate it, and I like that she called me and my blog “thought provoking.” Also, something/one that many people probably “won’t get.” I don’t know about the former, but the latter is definitely true. Now, in order to formally accept [...]
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Orgasm, Interrupted

I was in the middle of trying to masturbate before going to sleep, when my power went out mid-wank. Unfortunately, the only working vibe that I currently own is my Hitachi, which requires a power source to plug into. And I don’t really feel like using my Njoy right now, because that one requires a [...]
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If At First You Don’t Succeed, Try, Try Again

I have written before that I did not like my Njoy Pure Wand, which was horribly disappointing, since I had heard such great things about it. Last night I was home alone and decided to give it another shot. I warmed myself up by manually stimulating my clit for a few minutes and then I [...]
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Hitachi Question

I have a question for fellow Hitachi owners. Does the black padding inside the cap cover, I don’t know, shed (for lack of a better word)? Both of the wands that I have owned have shed something that looks like a black powder from inside the cap. And lots of it. When I took the [...]
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See this? This is a callus from using my Hitachi too much. Yeah. Also, I am still taking questions for my Q&A post. Ask away, people! Leave them in the comments or shoot me an email.
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Product Review: Hitachi Magic Wand

My love for the Hitachi has been well documented. It is the best toy that I have ever owned. EVER. I resisted owning a Hitachi for a really long time. I had heard about it and had even held one in my hand (feeling it’s power), but I always thought it was just so ugly. [...]
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Special Delivery

I got a little something in the mail today…
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Tragedy Continues to Strike!

My replacement Hitachi cannot come soon enough. I am eagerly waiting its arrival, and after what happened last night, I am DEFINITELY in need of a new vibe. I have now managed to break my second vibe in a little over a month. The worst part is that I don’t even know how I did [...]
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