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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: Sex Miscellany
Clitoral Simulation
Whenever I’m with a new partner, I can almost guarantee that the same thing will happen when we first start hooking up. They will hone in on my clit and fiddle with it, and it will do absolutely nothing for me. However, I can easily get off from just clitoral stimulation; in fact, I do [...]
Stoned
I’m not one of those people that can have a quickie in the car and go right back to the party, pretending nothing happened. You see, while I don’t smoke weed, I can still get stoned. Yes, that’s right. Sex makes me stoned. After sex, even if I don’t orgasm, I’m totally out of it. [...]
Posted in Sex Miscellany 6 Comments
Know Who I’ve Always Fantasized About? Tonya Harding.
My friend sent me the most glorious site I have ever had the pleasure of stumbling across on the internet. Erotic fantasies about Tonya Harding. Yes, THAT Tonya Harding. Also, this Tonya Harding. And this Tonya Harding. So. These dudes really love Tonya Harding. So much that they write slash fiction about her. And you [...]
Also posted in Awesomeness, Culture Goes Pop 12 Comments
Toys Vs. Cocks
Lately, someone has been asking me ridiculous questions on Formspring, basically calling me a hypocrite for saying that size isn’t important to me, when I openly call myself a “size queen” on the blog. While the questions piss me off, one of my answers to the person got me thinking. Yes, I’m a size queen [...]
PSA: Vaginas Are Stretchy
Attention people (especially guys, because they seem to be guilty of this most often) that are grossed out by women sticking large objects in their vaginas: SHUT THE FUCK UP. Don’t be horrified by the size of the toy and please, don’t make comments about the woman getting “stretched out.” Because guess what? VAGINAS ARE [...]
Also posted in Griping and Kvetching and Bitching, Public Service Announcement 17 Comments
“Bad Pussy,” Or WTF, Liberator?
UPDATED 3:00 PM, 5/27. Scroll to the bottom for updates. What the fuck, Liberator? No, seriously, what the fuck? A blog post entitled “Brutal Honesty from Guys: Bad Pussy” was published on the Liberator blog. And yes, it’s just as bad as it sounds. The post sets the scene for you as such: You read [...]
Different Reactions
Recently, Jekandhyd was asked a question on Formspring, and I was struck by how different my reaction to the question would have been from his. Click to read: The question asks him what he would do if he was on a plane and the woman next to him just reached over and began massaging his [...]
Also posted in Rape Culture 18 Comments
A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement
When I was in college, I used to get free pedicures. This was clutch, because I was a broke ass bitch (some things never change, huh?) and couldn’t afford to pay for them, yet I love having pretty feet. So, how, exactly, did I manage this? Well, it’s easy. All you need is a friend [...]
Also posted in Awesomeness, With A Little Help From My Friends 5 Comments
Pig
If there’s one thing that I still have to get used to with Dude, it’s being called a “pig” in bed. I’ve been called everything under the sun in the bedroom: “slut,” “whore,” “cunt,” you name it. However, I’ve never been called a pig. Generally, I’m cool with whatever you want to throw at me [...]
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