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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Monthly Archives: July 2010
Day 5: Your Dreams
I don’t know how you write a letter to you dreams, and most of the time, I don’t even know what my dreams are. Maybe that’s why it’s been so hard to find my way; when you don’t know what you want, it’s hard to find it. I know that I dream of making it [...]
Posted in 30 Days of Letters 4 Comments
Drunk Girl
I stopped regularly watching The Real World a few seasons ago. I always give the new season a chance, but a couple years ago, I stopped feeling like I was watching my peers, and started feeling like I was watching people I used to know in college. In short, I felt older than the people [...]
Posted in Culture Goes Pop, Rape Culture, Self Medication 4 Comments
Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto
Jess Manifesto likes to send me text messages when she’s drunk. Unfortunately, I never have any freaking idea what they say. She sends me jibberish, and I respond with generic answers. She therefore thinks that I understood what she said, and continues talking. Here is last night’s exchange: Jess: Briiiiiitnnnniiiiii. I jaz w chihahoi drunk! [...]
Posted in Awesomeness, Self Medication, With A Little Help From My Friends Tagged Jess Manifesto 11 Comments
Ain’t No Shame
Taylor Momsen seems like a pretty awesome chick. She’s only 16, but seems to know who she is and who she wants to be and doesn’t seem to give a fuck what anyone thinks of her. She rejects the Disney-esque path of innocence and purity that many female teen stars take, and stays true to [...]
Posted in Culture Goes Pop, Sex Miscellany, Wanking 10 Comments
Day 4: Your Sibling
Bry, I don’t know if you know this, but you’re one of my favorite people in the world. You make me laugh harder than anyone else, and being around you somehow makes me revert into being a giddy little girl. I have so much fun with you, and I wish we got to hang out [...]
Posted in 30 Days of Letters 2 Comments
Women Are Crazy Bitches Who Just Want to Use You For Your Sperm
Men, beware! There is a predator on the prowl, and she’s only after one thing: YOUR SPERM. Forget wanting a relationship or sex or friendship with you. Nope, she just wants your sperm to fertilize her egg because all women are BABY CRAZY and only have one thing on their minds: HAVING BEBEHS. Luckily, Ask [...]
Day 3: Your Parents
Dear Mom and Dad, As much as I complain about you guys, I really couldn’t ask for better parents. I know we have our differences, but I also know that you guys love me more than anything in the world. I’ve been so lucky to have parents like you that have supported me, both emotionally [...]
Posted in 30 Days of Letters, Parental Control 3 Comments
Apparently, If a Woman Watches Porn, She is Going to Get Raped
Mary Ann Layden is a women’s studies professor. Therefore, it would be safe to assume that Mary Ann Layden is a feminist. However, Mary Ann Layden is also a victim-blamer and a slut-shamer, which are things NOT associated with feminism. But you know what else Mary Ann Layden is? A fucking idiot. “The more pornography [...]
Posted in Rape Culture 15 Comments
Super Powers