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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Monthly Archives: July 2010
Jack
Jack was my first college boyfriend. “Jack” is short for “jack rabbit,” as sex with him was what I like to refer to as “jack rabbit sex.” If you’ve ever seen that Sex and the City episode, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. I almost died the first time I saw it (the jack [...]
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Wardrobe Malfuntion: Fuck the World
I never go out wearing leggings as pants. But for some reason, I felt this outfit called for it. I am wearing: “I Hate People” shirt (stolen from The Irishman) Black shiny leggings from Target White “Bukkled” shoes by Steve Madden Teal sunglasses, Target And check the back: So. appropriate.
Day 8: Your Favorite Internet Friend
Picking just one internet friend would be unfair, and I can’t and won’t do it. I have so many of you, and you have all enriched my life so much. Most people don’t understand the social world of the internet. When I tell them that I’ve never actually met some of my best friends, they [...]
Posted in 30 Days of Letters 5 Comments
Day 7: An Ex
I have many exes, and many of them will fit the criteria for one of my future letters. Therefore, I’m going to write a joint letter to all of my exes. To my ex-partners, Thank you all, each and every one of you. Whether I look back on our relationship fondly, or wish I could [...]
“I know how to spell, and use grammar but find it more fun to write how i talk.”
I got this message… I definately don’t take myself seriously and am kind of looking for a partner in crime which I don’t think you would have a hard time fulfilling. I do have a thin for short girls with attitude so naturally Im sending you this message. I love your style and would be [...]
Posted in Make Me A Match 9 Comments
I Bet Amanda Bynes Reads “Cosmo”
Amanda Bynes seems to be one of those girls who obsesses about finding “the one,” and is only happy when she’s in love. Also, one of those girls that doesn’t handle breakups so well. I checked out her Twitter feed the other day, and… I decided to Google her and see if she’d given any [...]
Posted in Culture Goes Pop, Mag Mocking, Relationships 15 Comments
Day 6: A Stranger
People are strange when you’re a stranger. But that doesn’t mean that people aren’t worth meeting. In fact, if you’re one of those people who are strange, and not *just* because you’re a stranger, chances are that I’d be way more interested in meeting you, anyway. So come say hi. I promise I don’t bite. [...]
Posted in 30 Days of Letters 1 Comment
Wardrobe Malfunction: Goodbye Florida