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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Monthly Archives: May 2010
Product Review: O2 Revolution
This is the Tantus O2 Revolution. This toy is pretty. This toy is squishy. This toy is huge. This toy rocks. I am going to write this entire review like a children’s book. See Dick run. Okay, no, I’m not. Anyway, the Tantus O2 Revolution is part of the O2 line of dual density silicone. [...]
Posted in Dildo, Girl On Film, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Tagged Fascinations 24 Comments
Stream of Consciousness
This might be one of the oddest messages I’ve ever received in my dating site inbox. wow… what a fucking song. bitters oy yeah…your still eating yur alphabets soup elton john. fuck do you care if you ever hear anyone saying they are a punk just smirk and run oh a cynical one i am [...]
Posted in Make Me A Match 2 Comments
Wait, Wait, Fred Has Answers!
Please go read this superawesome post by Juliettia about the ongoing cover up attempts by EF. And make sure you click on all the links, because they are key to the post. Also, they’re awesome. She also made that rad graphic you see up there.
Product Review: Tristan Plug
I was uber excited when Fascinations sent me the Tristan plug to review. Not only is it made by Vixen Creations, a company I love, but it was designed by Tristan Taormino, who’s pretty much made her name as the anal sex guru. Plus, I’d heard awesome things about this plug, so I couldn’t wait [...]
Posted in Anal Toy, Girl On Film, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Tagged Fascinations 19 Comments
Up and Go
I’m falling into that black hole again. The one that I always seem to end up back in, just when I think I’m almost out. I feel like a shell of a person and my chest feels like an empty, hollow cavity with nothing inside it. I haven’t left my room for days. I’m sinking. [...]
Posted in Depression, Soul Searching 6 Comments
Creepy Alligator Comin’ All Around the Bend
After I dedicated a post about cats to Epiphora, Nell Gwynne requested a post dedicated to “baby ocelots, ladybugs, [or] baby alligators.” Maybe I’ll do one for each of them at some point, but for now, I’m gonna stick with baby alligators. Or “aggillators,” as I liked to call them as a child. You guys [...]
Different Reactions
Recently, Jekandhyd was asked a question on Formspring, and I was struck by how different my reaction to the question would have been from his. Click to read: The question asks him what he would do if he was on a plane and the woman next to him just reached over and began massaging his [...]
Posted in Rape Culture, Sex Miscellany 18 Comments
Schoolyard Crush
As I alluded to in this post, Dude and I flirt like two kids on a playground. I push him down, but only because he pulled my hair first. It’s our way of letting each other know we have a crush on each other. I had the same kind of banter, teasing, and chops-busting with [...]
A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement
When I was in college, I used to get free pedicures. This was clutch, because I was a broke ass bitch (some things never change, huh?) and couldn’t afford to pay for them, yet I love having pretty feet. So, how, exactly, did I manage this? Well, it’s easy. All you need is a friend [...]
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