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I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: Dildo
Product Review: Ophoria Beyond 3
I’m a total whore for g-spot stimulation. I almost always buy curved dildos now, and have little to no interest in dildos that are not curved, unless there’s something else special about them (i.e. the massive girth of Randy). And after Epiphora’s glowing review of the Ophoria Beyond 3, I decided that I needed to [...]
Also posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Tagged Fascinations 2 Comments
Product Review: Alumina Revolve
I have been coveting a toy from Tantus‘ Alumina series for what seems like forever. All the pictures of them look absolutely gorgeous, and I’m a huge fan of dildos made from hard materials. I already had glass dildos, wood dildos, and stainless steel dildos; I wanted to try an aluminum dildo. And so, Fascinations [...]
Also posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Tagged Fascinations 13 Comments
Product Review: Woody
Vixen Creations has quickly become one of my favorite sex toy manufacturers. I own quite a few of their toys, and my goal is to collect them all! They make stellar, high quality products, and I pretty much want everything they make. So when Vibrator.com gave me the chance to review the Vixen Woody, I [...]
Also posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Tagged Vibrator.com 11 Comments
Product Review: O2 Revolution
This is the Tantus O2 Revolution. This toy is pretty. This toy is squishy. This toy is huge. This toy rocks. I am going to write this entire review like a children’s book. See Dick run. Okay, no, I’m not. Anyway, the Tantus O2 Revolution is part of the O2 line of dual density silicone. [...]
Also posted in Girl On Film, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Tagged Fascinations 24 Comments
Product Review: Tantus Hank
My first words upon taking Tantus’ Hank out of it’s package were, “He’s beautiful!” And he is, but only if realistic dildos are your thing. If they’re not, you can stop right here, because Hank is not for you. He’s made from the Tantus silicone that I’ve fallen in love with, however, instead of the [...]
Also posted in Girl On Film, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Tagged Eden Fantasys 19 Comments
Product Review: Randy
“Let me ask you a question, and be honest. Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Do I made you randy? Yeah!” After reading Epiphora’s review of Vixen Creations’ Vixskin Randy, I sent it to Profligacy. I told Him that I was scared of Randy. He immediately ordered it, complete with next day shipping. [...]
Also posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Tagged Eden Fantasys, Epiphora 13 Comments
Product Review: Rascal O2
I have a new best friend, y’all. And his name is Rascal. Rascal O2, to be exact. I can’t really explain how awesome this Rascal is, but I’m going to try. The Rascal O2 is made by Tantus. What, exactly, makes the Rascal O2 different from the regular ol’ Rascal? Well, it’s the O2 material. [...]
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Product Review: Ella
The Lelo Ella is an absolutely gorgeous toy. Really, it is. It comes in white, black, or the beautiful deep rose color that I received. I think it’s more of a purple, really. Like all Lelo toys, it’s made from high quality, 100% silicone. It has a soft, smooth, velvety finish that is quite nice. [...]
Also posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Tagged Babeland 3 Comments
Product Review: Silk Medium
It should be no secret by now that I’m a huge fan of Tantus products. I don’t actually think that there is anyone that has tried a Tantus product that isn’t a fan of them. So when I began my mission to learn to enjoy anal penetration, I knew that when I was ready for [...]
Also posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Tagged Vibe Review 2 Comments
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