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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Monthly Archives: May 2010
Pig
If there’s one thing that I still have to get used to with Dude, it’s being called a “pig” in bed. I’ve been called everything under the sun in the bedroom: “slut,” “whore,” “cunt,” you name it. However, I’ve never been called a pig. Generally, I’m cool with whatever you want to throw at me [...]
Differences in Submission
I’m sexually submissive with 95% of the people that I’m with. I’m NEVER sexually dominant, but with some partners there’s a much more equal feeling to the sex we have. However, the majority of the time, I’m submissive in some regard, even it’s something as simple as having my wrists held down. But just as [...]
A Matter of Taste
My mom and I have totally different taste in men. She likes tan, muscular, pretty men. I like husky, hairy, tattooed men (oh man. I just described Dude perfectly. *drool*). My phone broke the other day, and so we went to the AT&T store to have it replaced. The store was next to a Gold’s [...]
Posted in Parental Control, Standards of Beauty 11 Comments
EF Continues To Dig It’s Own Grave
This post has been updated with the more current happenings. Please scroll to the bottom for the updates. I posted a link to Maymay’s article detailing EF’s unethical “linking” practices in the EF forum. As you know, I already posted about them here. Well, EF being the “transparent” and classy place that they are, removed [...]
That’s (Not) What Friends Are For
If you think it’s okay to go home with my ex, the one you know I’m still in love with, you’re not really my friend. Especially since you aren’t friends with him, and you’d only seen him from across the bar twice, and never talked to him. So this isn’t someone that you already knew [...]
More Shoddy Business From Eden Fantasys
This was originally published and written by maymay at Maybe Maimed But Never Harmed. I encourage you to repost, retweet, and excerpt from this post. And again, ask yourself: is this a company you want to do business with? EdenFantasys’ unethical technology is a self-referential black hole. And, of course, this was my original post [...]
14 Sex Moves You’ll Wish You’d Still Never Heard Of
My masochism (and awesome blog fodder) continues as I peruse the Cosmo website a little more. This time, it’s “14 Sex Moves You’ve Never Heard Of.” Let me just preface this by saying: there’s a reason you have never heard of these sex moves. And that reason is that they are the worst ideas I’ve [...]
Product Review: SpareParts Theo Harness
For reasons given in this post, this will be my last review for Eden Fantasys. You can read my review here. But the real reason I’m posting this on my blog? Because I made a video review to go with it! And you *know* you wanna see my video! Check me out.
Posted in Girl On Film, Harness, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Tagged Eden Fantasys 8 Comments
Wisdom: Cosmo Style
Let’s check in with Cosmo for some beauty advice, shall we? I almost don’t have anything to say about this, except that I will never, ever wear the combined scent of lavender and pumpkin pie. Not just because that sounds like the grossest odor I’ve ever heard, but I don’t really want to be increasing [...]
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