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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Monthly Archives: May 2009
Part-Time Lovers
I had my iPod on shuffle today and Stevie Wonder’s “Part-Time Lover” came on. I hadn’t really ever listened to the lyrics before, but they are highly appropriate to the situation I have going on with The Bruiser right now.. “We are undercover passion on the runChasing love up against the sunWe are strangers by [...]
Fuck The Pain Away
Not only does it not work, sometimes it makes it worse or adds more. I keep doing it anyway. I’m a masochist, both physically and emotionally, it seems. “Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain [...]
Posted in Sex Miscellany, Soul Searching 3 Comments
A Big Dick. That’s It
My love for Lady GaGa continues to grow exponentially. The first 40 seconds of this interview are HILARIOUS.After watching the interview in which she said, “Maybe I have a huge donkey dick,” my love for her has known no bounds. And it just keeps getting better. Interviewer: “…the entertainer is downright clear on what she [...]
Posted in Awesomeness, Culture Goes Pop, Lady Gaga, Sex Miscellany 5 Comments
Girlie Boner In Full Effect
Jacoby Ellsbury makes me happy in my pants. He is beyond yummy. You have no idea the kinds of things I would let him do to me. You name it, he can do it. And not only is he insanely easy on the eyes, he’s a helluva baseball player, too. The perfect specimen? Quite possibly. [...]
Is He or Isn’t He (And Why Does It Matter)?
The speculation regarding Adam Lambert’s sexuality does not appear to be going away any time soon. When asked upfront about it, Adam says: I want to just get this question out of the way first, something that’s been dangling a bit over you for the whole season: Would you like to put to rest all [...]
And Then I Became Greedy
Jezebel posted a piece on artist Tracey Emin’s new show, called “Those Who Suffer Love.” This was the picture that accompanied the article, and its the artist standing in front of a piece from her show. I couldn’t find a picture of this piece without her standing in front of it, but for obvious reasons, [...]
Texts From This Morning
“Do you realize that we’ve been fucking almost a year and you treat me like a piece of shit? I don’t think that asking you to treat me like a human being in the morning, or even in the bar, is asking very much. The only thing worse than how badly you disrespect me is [...]
Loose Associations
I am a very sexual person. This can be a problem when it comes to dating and boundaries, especially with men. People tend to misinterpret this and assume that I’ll sleep with anyone, that I’m a huge slut, or that they can say whatever they want to me. Just because I’m open to talking about [...]
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