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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Monthly Archives: May 2008
Wardrobe Malfunction: Fierce
I haven’t done one of these in a while, mostly because my current living situation makes it difficult for me to take pictures. Bad lighting, no privacy. You know, shit like that. So, this is one of my favorite outfits. Bartender asked me to explain how red and green went together. I explained that they [...]
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Trust Me On This One
Role playing is so much more fun in bed than it is in class.* *No, you sickos, we are not having sexual role plays in my class! It is a class on counseling techniques and we each take turns being the client or therapist. Though, I do spice things up a bit by pretending I [...]
Posted in Diarrhea of the Mind, Sexuality 1 Comment
American Idol is DEFINITELY Gay
“[Paula] Abdul says she pushed to get gay contestants like Danny Noriega and David Hernandez onto the show. ‘I pushed for them and fought,’ Paula says.” Apparently, I was completely correct in my assumption that half of the American Idol contestants are probs gay. I’m still waiting for Archie to come out. I mean, come [...]
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Type
Everyone has a “type.” You know, a common theme among people that you’re attracted to, something that they all seem to share. Some men prefer blondes, others like brunettes. Some women prefer their men tall and thick, while others don’t mind a man who is wiry and small. I am bisexual, and therefore, it would [...]
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The New Mr. Big
There is going to be a Mr. Big vibrator. I wish I was kidding, but alas, I am not. Of course it is a rabbit vibe, modeled after Charlotte’s favorite toy. From looking at the controls (there are close up pictures of them if you click on the link I provided), it looks like it [...]
Movin’ On Up
I broke my computer a few weeks ago and haven’t been able to afford a new one. I have been begging my mom for a Mac for about three years now, and because she doesn’t have one, she doesn’t understand how fucking awesome they are. After breaking my third PC in four years, I finally [...]
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