Going The Distance

Last night I squirted farther than I think I ever have in my entire life. I’m always a gusher with proper g-spot stimulation, and have squirted on occasion, but never this far or this much. What you can’t see is the puddle under my ass and between myself and the computer. What this picture can show you is that I squirted so far that it actually hit my computer.

See? I even had a towel down under me and on my bed because I know I have a tendency to gush and make a mess. However, I clearly underestimated the distance that my cunt was going to squirt. Master said that there were six or seven arched streams of ejaculate that came up and out of my cunt, as opposed to my normal gushing, which tends to flow out and run down my ass and thighs like a faucet.

The picture below demonstrates the distance from me to my computer when this happened. I took this picture with my webcam, with the computer in the approximate location that it was in when I managed to hit it with my ejaculate.
The orgasm was so intense that I was in tears towards the end of it and after it. I don’t think I’ve ever cried during or after an orgasm. I’ve come so hard that I blacked out, but I’ve never had such an intense physical and emotional reaction that I’ve actually cried.
How was this orgasm achieved? I had my Master on Skype and was collared, of course. Pure Wand in my cunt, Clover Clamps on my labia, and Lelo Liv on my clit. All of that stimulation combined with the intensity of Master’s voice and commands caused an extremely intense orgasm, both physically and emotionally.
The only thing that would have made it perfect would have been if he was there to hold me afterwards and to comfort me as I came down from it. 12 more days…
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  1. 13messages
    Posted September 6, 2009 at 6:28 pm | Permalink

    That's so sexy. Any more of that and you'll have to cover your keyboard with plastic to keep it safe.

  2. theybelongtous
    Posted September 6, 2009 at 6:36 pm | Permalink

    I've never blacked out. But I've come so hard I've cried, which is not a big deal. And so hard that I've lost my breath, which is a big deal.

    Good job! :)


  3. mrs. m
    Posted September 6, 2009 at 7:47 pm | Permalink

    i, often, cum so hard i cry.

    i dislike it, but i have issues, because it IS pretty wonderful, over all.

    holding is always good.

  4. Lilly
    Posted September 6, 2009 at 9:24 pm | Permalink

    I've cried. I've laughed like a maniac. And Pure Wand orgasms have been so intense that my chest hurt severely for a couple minutes after, like I pulled a muscle or something.

  5. Eliot
    Posted September 7, 2009 at 5:06 pm | Permalink

    Lovely, doll. :-)

  6. twg
    Posted September 8, 2009 at 12:23 pm | Permalink

    Oh man. I've overshot the towel before. Good thing it didn't get into your keyboard :)

  7. Sexy Sixty
    Posted November 25, 2009 at 1:19 pm | Permalink

    I drifted here from the current thread about squirting. The whole subject has never been of much concern to me having never been with a squirter (maybe my wife was a gusher? she sure got my face real wet). But now with all this talk, I just have to experience this myself…porn just ain't good enough. Thanks for adding yet another sexual obsession to my libido! Ha!

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