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Category Archives: Parental Control
Facebook Awesomeness
I confirmed my mother’s pending friend request on Facebook as a gift to her for Mother’s Day (limited profile only, of course). Here is some Facebook fun. The first three involve parents using FB are from the site My Parents Joined Facebook. I actually laughed out loud at this one. Can you imagine finding out that [...]
Also posted in Diarrhea of the Mind 8 Comments
Generation Gap
My grandpa’s 80th birthday party was this past weekend. While I understand that him and his friends grew up in a different generation and that people got married at much younger ages then, it was still unnerving how many times I was asked whether I was married/getting married/dating someone seriously. My grandma got married at [...]
Also posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy, Relationships, Sex Miscellany, Sexuality 4 Comments
It’s The Cuteness
My parents are currently blasting oldies music and singing while they cook together. I can hear them and it is making me insanely happy because they are so cute and happy together after nearly 30 years. I love my parents and hope that I find someone someday that I can sing and cook with in [...]
Posted in Parental Control 3 Comments
To Each Their Own
I recently had a slight disagreement with my father. My father is not someone that you can have a discussion with. He has his opinion on something, and instead of listening to yours and then calmly and intelligently sharing his, he shouts his over yours and does not listen to any other point of view [...]
Music is Magic
Today on Jezebel, there was an amazing post that asked what the album was that made you fall in love with music. Hortense shared a story about her father and The Beach Boys’ Pet Sounds that really hit home for me. My dad would come home from work late, grab a Coors (in the gold can), [...]
Also posted in Awesomeness, Culture Goes Pop 2 Comments
New Dresses and Pretty Flowers
My mommy loves me so much that she came home with this gorgeous dress for me yesterday! It was on sale from White House/Black Market, and I don’t know if you can tell, but the tulle over the top has black polka dots on it. My head is cropped out because I have a towel [...]
Also posted in Foto, Wardrobe Malfunction 7 Comments
Hotness
Quite possibly the most unflattering picture ever taken of me. Thanks, Mom. And yes, I’m naked. Yes, my mother was taking pictures of me minutes after waking me up while I was naked in my bed. This must be why I can’t keep a relationship going. Because I look like THIS in the mornings.
Also posted in Awesomeness, Foto 12 Comments
Thank God I Didn’t End Up Like Him
I was talking to my father about my practicum placement and mentioned that my gay boyfriend got placed at an eating disorder clinic. I said that I thought he would be great there since he used to have an eating disorder. My dad said, “Guys don’t get eating disorders.” I told my father that that [...]
Also posted in SGO 4 Comments
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