Category Archives: Awesomeness

“Children should be allowed to express themselves in whatever way they wish without anybody judging them.”

I’m not the biggest fan of Angelina Jolie. I liked her a lot earlier in her career, but since she’s gone all “Mother Teresa,” I’ve found her to be irritating and a little pretentious. However, recently, she’s earned major points with me with her statements regarding the way her daughter Shiloh dresses. The press has [...]
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Know Who I’ve Always Fantasized About? Tonya Harding.

My friend sent me the most glorious site I have ever had the pleasure of stumbling across on the internet. Erotic fantasies about Tonya Harding. Yes, THAT Tonya Harding. Also, this Tonya Harding. And this Tonya Harding. So. These dudes really love Tonya Harding. So much that they write slash fiction about her. And you [...]
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Safety First

There is nothing as cute as a really hot chick rolling a condom onto the attachment of her strap on, putting her hands on her hips, and chirping, “Safety first!” before she walks over and fucks you. I’m convinced of it.
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Schoolyard Crush

As I alluded to in this post, Dude and I flirt like two kids on a playground. I push him down, but only because he pulled my hair first. It’s our way of letting each other know we have a crush on each other. I had the same kind of banter, teasing, and chops-busting with [...]
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A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement

When I was in college, I used to get free pedicures. This was clutch, because I was a broke ass bitch (some things never change, huh?) and couldn’t afford to pay for them, yet I love having pretty feet. So, how, exactly, did I manage this? Well, it’s easy. All you need is a friend [...]
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To all the kick ass, beautiful, fierce femmes…

Sinclair Sexsmith posted this on his blog, and I had to repost it here. It made me cry. Sob, actually. This is Ivan E. Coyote speaking at this year’s Speak Up! I want to thank Ivan for his words, because it’s true. We do often feel invisible and unnoticed. And it’s also true that we [...]
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No Duh

In the least shocking coming-out of the century (well, maybe behind Clay Aiken), Ricky Martin has officially come out as a gay man. From his official website: These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives me the [...]
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Of Scars

One of my biggest pet peeves with breast cancer awareness campaigns such as “Save the Tatas” is the emphasis on the tits, and not the women attached to them. Of course, anything done to raise awareness and money for breast cancer is a great thing, I just wish we could focus more on the woman, [...]
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One-Woman Revolution

Gabby Sidibe is amazing. This woman is defying all our societal standards and notions of what it means to be beautiful, and she’s doing it with poise, confidence, eloquence, and spunk. Her performance in Precious speaks for itself; it was phenomenal. And if you’ve ever seen her in an interview, it quickly becomes clear just [...]
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Is That A Banana In Your Pocket?

This Vice Fashion men’s shoot was too great not to share with you guys. It’s called “WORK HARD PLAY HARD.” The jumping one is my favorite. I also like the one with the dog. It’s file name is “boner-bitch.” Hee.
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