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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Monthly Archives: August 2010
“WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
You know it was a killer weekend when it involved the following: Waking up surrounded by a frisbee, a dozen cupcakes, and a head of cabbage has gone missing. Accidentally meeting Pandora Boxx in a club. Seeing friends that you haven’t seen in years while simultaneously making lots of awesome new ones. Possibly not speaking [...]
Posted in Awesomeness, Self Medication 4 Comments
Today in Gender Roles
From the new Diane von Furstenberg campain: Because you’re not a woman if you’re not wearing a dress. We all know that pants and “masculine” clothing squash all feelings of being female that we possess. Because somehow you can’t be powerful? Successful? Admired? Strong? if you don’t have a male body. A feminine body is [...]
Posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy 9 Comments
Indecisive Girl is Indecisive
I am the most indecisive person ever. It’s terrible. One of the things I liked best about my relationship with Profligacy is that I didn’t have to make decisions. He picked where we went, what I ordered, and sometimes what I wore. Life was much easier then. My everyday life consists of me failing to [...]
Posted in Soul Searching 12 Comments
Bedroom Talk
Me: “You’d be surprised how many guys would be totally fine forgoing condoms if I didn’t insist on them.” The Scientist: “Not me. I’m diligent about condom use.” Me: “I mean, obviously. You wouldn’t want my various venereal diseases infecting you.” The Scientist: “I know. I don’t know where you’ve been!” Me: “Everywhere.” The Scientist: [...]
Wardrobe Malfunction: Rainbow Brite, Part Duex
I’ve been on a brightly colored outfit kick lately. I enjoy wearing multiple things, none of which are the same color or really match in any way. Remember kids: every color is a neutral. And now you know my fashion philosophy.Well, that, and “people will stare, make it worth their while.” That’s actually a Harry [...]
Posted in Wardrobe Malfunction 3 Comments
“Women Are Sex Objects.”
“The notion that Playboy turns women into sex objects is ridiculous. Women are sex objects. If women weren’t sex objects, there wouldn’t be another generation. It’s the attraction between the sexes that makes the world go ’round. That’s why women wear lipstick and short skirts.” STFU, Hugh Hefner. By your logic, wouldn’t men be sex [...]
Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto
It’s time for another edition of “Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto!” Jess: Britni I amb drunk! Jess: You’re in bostjb and I’m healids, Jess: I rink your suuukd come to Chicago and Feyn drunk with mr! Me: Yes! Jess: Whynbbin the var jerked off Jess: Omg there do hot! Me: Who’s hot? Jess: Joghus Jess: [...]
Posted in Self Medication, With A Little Help From My Friends Tagged Jess Manifesto, The Scientist 3 Comments
Blockage