Monthly Archives: August 2010


As I’m sure you’ve noticed (and I know you have, based on the lack of people having anything to say regarding anything I post lately), my blogging motivation is MIA. I’m not quite sure where it went, but no matter how hard I search for it, I can’t seem to locate it. I come across [...]
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You know it was a killer weekend when it involved the following: Waking up surrounded by a frisbee, a dozen cupcakes, and a head of cabbage has gone missing. Accidentally meeting Pandora Boxx in a club. Seeing friends that you haven’t seen in years while simultaneously making lots of awesome new ones. Possibly not speaking [...]
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Today in Gender Roles

From the new Diane von Furstenberg campain: Because you’re not a woman if you’re not wearing a dress. We all know that pants and “masculine” clothing squash all feelings of being female that we possess. Because somehow you can’t be powerful? Successful? Admired? Strong? if you don’t have a male body. A feminine body is [...]
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Indecisive Girl is Indecisive

I am the most indecisive person ever. It’s terrible. One of the things I liked best about my relationship with Profligacy is that I didn’t have to make decisions. He picked where we went, what I ordered, and sometimes what I wore. Life was much easier then. My everyday life consists of me failing to [...]
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Bedroom Talk

Me: “You’d be surprised how many guys would be totally fine forgoing condoms if I didn’t insist on them.” The Scientist: “Not me. I’m diligent about condom use.” Me: “I mean, obviously. You wouldn’t want my various venereal diseases infecting you.” The Scientist: “I know. I don’t know where you’ve been!” Me: “Everywhere.” The Scientist: [...]
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I Clearly Made The Right Decision on This One

Bartender found me on Facebook recently and sent me a message. Now, let me preface this by saying that there are a lot of reasons that he was not the right person for me. He’s a really good guy that has made some really bad choices in his life. And I loved him very much. [...]
Posted in Breaking Up Is Hard To Do, Relationships | Tagged | 10 Comments

Wardrobe Malfunction: Rainbow Brite, Part Duex

I’ve been on a brightly colored outfit kick lately. I enjoy wearing multiple things, none of which are the same color or really match in any way. Remember kids: every color is a neutral. And now you know my fashion philosophy.Well, that, and “people will stare, make it worth their while.” That’s actually a Harry [...]
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“Women Are Sex Objects.”

“The notion that Playboy turns women into sex objects is ridiculous. Women are sex objects. If women weren’t sex objects, there wouldn’t be another generation. It’s the attraction between the sexes that makes the world go ’round. That’s why women wear lipstick and short skirts.” STFU, Hugh Hefner. By your logic, wouldn’t men be sex [...]
Posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy, Rape Culture | 21 Comments


Just sayin’.
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Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto

It’s time for another edition of “Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto!” Jess: Britni I amb drunk! Jess: You’re in bostjb and I’m healids, Jess: I rink your suuukd come to Chicago and Feyn drunk with mr! Me: Yes! Jess: Whynbbin the var jerked off Jess: Omg there do hot! Me: Who’s hot? Jess: Joghus Jess: [...]
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