Bedroom Talk

Me: “You’d be surprised how many guys would be totally fine forgoing condoms if I didn’t insist on them.”

The Scientist: “Not me. I’m diligent about condom use.”

Me: “I mean, obviously. You wouldn’t want my various venereal diseases infecting you.”

The Scientist: “I know. I don’t know where you’ve been!”

Me: “Everywhere.”

The Scientist: “ALL OVER.”

Me: “I am a huge whore.”

The Scientist: “That’s why I like you.”

These are the conversations we have after sex. Hot, no?

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  1. Jess ManifestoNo Gravatar
    Posted August 19, 2010 at 12:02 pm | Permalink

    He sounds great. I like where this is going.

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