Me: “You’d be surprised how many guys would be totally fine forgoing condoms if I didn’t insist on them.”
The Scientist: “Not me. I’m diligent about condom use.”
Me: “I mean, obviously. You wouldn’t want my various venereal diseases infecting you.”
The Scientist: “I know. I don’t know where you’ve been!”
Me: “Everywhere.”
The Scientist: “ALL OVER.”
Me: “I am a huge whore.”
The Scientist: “That’s why I like you.”
These are the conversations we have after sex. Hot, no?
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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He sounds great. I like where this is going.