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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Monthly Archives: April 2009
The Happiest Girl In The World
I GET NESN IN MY ROOM AT HOME NOW. I CAN WATCH EVERY. SINGLE. RED SOX GAME AGAIN. I CAN WATCH REALLY BAD LOCAL COMMERCIALS FOR BUSINESSES IN NEW ENGLAND. I CAN HEAR JERRY REMY AND DON ORSILLO. I CAN HEAR JERRY REMY MAKE FUN OF DON ORSILLO. I AM IN HEAVEN. It really is [...]
Posted in Awesomeness Leave a comment
Looking Evil In The Eye
The Redneck is not supposed to be allowed into the bar. I hadn’t seen him in months. He walked in and my stomach dropped. I moved to the other end of the bar, farther way from where he was sitting. I was shaking. I went into the bathroom and hyperventilated for a few minutes and [...]
Bisexual Britni
There is apparently a porn star named Bisexual Britni. She hosts something called Porn Star Idol. Awesome.
Posted in Awesomeness, Diarrhea of the Mind Leave a comment
Logic Fail
“Utah’s different. I don’t know if you ever been there, but it’s different. Everybody eats vegetables, they don’t eat good food, they walk their little dog in the afternoon. Stuff like that. And I believe she got into the habits of up there in Utah.” -The father of an anorexic woman explaining why he thinks [...]
Red Flags
Dude #1: After a length few emails exchanged that went very well, followed by a few hours on a chat program that went equally well, he was going out of town for a week, and so I gave him my number so that we could text while he was away. Red Flag 1: Texting incessantly, [...]
Posted in Make Me A Match 6 Comments
A Public Service Announcement
ATTENTION ALL MEN: Not every woman is capable of orgasming. Not every woman is capable of orgasming every time. Just because she does not have an orgasm does not mean she is not enjoying herself. Just because she doesn’t orgasm doesn’t mean that it doesn’t feel good. Just because she doesn’t orgasm does not mean [...]
Posted in Public Service Announcement, Sex Miscellany 11 Comments
Ignorance is Bliss
You know how they say that ignorance is bliss? Well, perhaps they’re right. Sometimes I wish I could go back to being ignorant. Ignorant about issues regarding women. Ignorant about the way the media portrays women/gay people/relationships/whatever and how that affects us and society. Ignorant about the fact that bad things happen every single day. [...]
Come Here Often?
I received this message just now: “I normally don’t go on sites like this. Do you come on here often?” Beyond the fact that he managed to use the cheesy, cliche, oft mocked line “come here often?” while not even at a bar, this is the worst message ever. First of all, what if I [...]
Posted in Make Me A Match 6 Comments
Words of Wisdom
“Style is the instrument you can pick back up when you want to regain some of the confidence you’ve lost. Style offers concrete rules you can follow. You can use it as a resource rather than a barrier to feeling good about yourself. You have to look in the mirror and see that what you’re [...]
Posted in Awesomeness, Culture Goes Pop, Standards of Beauty 2 Comments
Hurting Heart