Monthly Archives: November 2008

Little Girl Lost

“She’d cry herself to sleep but she don’t dare.”  -Something Corporate, I Want to Save You I hate living in South Florida. I always have. It’s one of the reasons that I left in the first place. I grew up down here and was surrounded by the same people from kindergarten through high school. While [...]
Posted in Depression, Soul Searching | 5 Comments

New Hair!

I am starting a new internship and need to look all professional or something, so the purple hair had to go. But because I do not know the meaning of the word “subtle,” I decided to go for as drastic a change as possible and cut bangs. I think that I look like I have [...]
Posted in Foto | 5 Comments

Thank God I Didn’t End Up Like Him

I was talking to my father about my practicum placement and mentioned that my gay boyfriend got placed at an eating disorder clinic. I said that I thought he would be great there since he used to have an eating disorder. My dad said, “Guys don’t get eating disorders.” I told my father that that [...]
Posted in Parental Control, SGO | 4 Comments

Be Who You Are Sooner

In one of my classes, we watched a documentary entitled West Coast Crones: A Glimpse At the Lives of Nine Old Lesbians. My professor did not tell us the title of the video or what the video was about before showing it to us. However, I must have top-notch gaydar because the second the group [...]
Posted in Awesomeness, SGO | 3 Comments

It’s A Date

I finally told her how I felt. Me: “I know, me too. I always wish we could try things again. I wasn’t in the right place mentally the first time. I miss you every single day though.” Her: “I feel the same way. I reallllly liked you.” Me: “I know. I did too but I don’t [...]
Posted in Relationships, SGO, With A Little Help From My Friends | Tagged | 5 Comments

Wardrobe Malfunction: It’s A Beautiful Day

I had an interview this morning for an internship at a battered women’s shelter that I am up for. I think it went really, really well and she even told me that I was the first person in her more than 5 years of interviewing prospective interns to give the correct answer to one of [...]
Posted in Foto, Wardrobe Malfunction | 5 Comments

Giving It Up

Everyone remembers it. Some of us remember it fondly, some of us have traumatic memories of it, and some of us have no feelings towards it whatsoever. I speak, of course, about losing our virginity. Almost everyone can tell you where they were, how old they were, and who it was with. Some people wish [...]
Posted in Relationships, Sexcapades | 5 Comments

Wardrobe Malfunction: Three Cheers for the Red, Black, and Blue

It’s still “cold” (read: in the 50s) here in South Florida, so I got to wear another jacket today. I really liked this outfit. It was comfy, and I got to repurpose a skirt as a top, which is always fun. Plus, any excuse to wear my shiny black leggings makes me happy. I cannot [...]
Posted in Foto, Wardrobe Malfunction | 5 Comments

Fuck Buddy

I am going to have to procure a new fuck buddy now that The Bruiser is out of the picture. And that sucks. Because for as slutty as I am, I won’t fuck someone that I feel like is just trying to get in my pants (unless I’m really drunk). I have to feel like [...]
Posted in Sex Miscellany | 6 Comments


I commented on a post made over at ErosBlog regarding an excerpt from a post made at MonMouth (follow that?) regarding face slapping. I want to repost/expand on that comment here. It’s something that I don’t know that I have really talked about on this blog, and now seems like as good a time as any.  I [...]
Posted in BDSM, Sex Miscellany, Sexcapades, Submission | 8 Comments
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