Monthly Archives: November 2007

Guilty Pleasure

Obsessed with the new Britney CD. That is all. And Happy Thanksgiving, all!
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Ready or Not…

He told me he’s falling in love with me. I’m not tempted to run, because just last night I was thinking the same thing. And I’m not scared. And that scares me.
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Sexy Lady

I am obsessed with Dani from A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila. Fuck Tila and her awful and forced sounding line recital and skanky outfits and stupid but horribly addictive show with more fights than any reality show besides The Ultimate Fighter (though she does seem like a genuinely sweet girl). And she does [...]
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Britni Bangs Bartender

That will be the name of the porn that my new “romantically inclined friend” and I release. My friends have always joked that I only like guys that I can see from the waist up, so its fitting that I’m dating a bartender. I met Bartender at my favorite little martini bar, which happens to [...]
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I Think It May Be Time…

…to buy the “mother” of all vibrators. I’ve never really desired a Hitachi before, but I’m starting to think that it may be time. While the toy itself is uterlly unsexy and almost medical looking, and while I’ve always felt that it seems way too strong to be used on any human being’s sensitive areas, [...]
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Since I’ve Been Gone*

So, a lot has happened since I shut down my blog. Some highlights include: I moved home and am now living with my parents I’m attending grad school I almost moved back up north to live with CB CB and I had a very very very messy breakup I am now seeing a new guy [...]
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