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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: Hitachi Magic
Touch of My Hand
I did something the other day that I have not done in years. I masturbated– with my hand. I have used my hand to get myself off exactly once since I purchased my first vibrator approximately 5 years ago. And that one time involved an hour of trying and ultimately porn to help get me [...]
Also posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Sex Miscellany, Wanking 3 Comments
Coregasms
The Promo Homo taught me about a new phenomenon called “coregasms.” TPH: I have a new reason to go to the gym… certain ab exercises are giving me “coregasms”TPH: look into itTPH: have you heard of it happening before? it makes senseTPH: something about working your lower abdominals and it stimulating your PC musclesme: it makes [...]
Also posted in Sex Miscellany, With A Little Help From My Friends 2 Comments
Tragedy Strikes!
My beloved Hitachi has died! I am so, so sad. I killed it, I guess. Though, it was working fine the other day. Now, it is making some awful noise and not vibrating like it should and it sounds like something is caught in a lawnmower blade. Le sigh. I will have to procure a [...]
Posted in Hitachi Magic 3 Comments
G.I. Britni: To Inform and Protect
Okay, so apparently I’m on a “design animated models that are supposed to look like me on the internet” kick this week, and here is my latest one. G.I. Jonny is an HIV/AIDS information and prevention website, and you can make your own G.I action figure, complete with super powers. Here is mine: I got [...]
Also posted in Awesomeness, Sex Miscellany Leave a comment
Celibate
It has been over a month since I have had sex. It is not for lack of opportunity, I have just decided that I need to take a break. Maybe it is because I have been in a relationship for so long, but I am having trouble with the randomness that comes with casual sex. [...]
Also posted in Sexuality 2 Comments
Menage A Moi
Most everyone probably remembers when they first started to masturbate. Most of my girl friends that I have talked about it with recall rubbing themselves against pillows and arms of couches from a very young age. Many of them also recall experimenting with female friends while in elementary school. I never did any of those [...]
Addict
I have had more than 15 orgasms tonight. This is why I shouldn’t be left home alone on a Friday night. I didn’t do it alone, though. I had a little help from my friend.
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You Gotta BELIEVE in Magic
I am totally in love with Bethenny from Real Housewives of New York City. She is hysterical. Almost everything she says cracks me up and she is so blunt and honest that its sometimes brutal, yet always awesome. She is the only good thing about the entire show. Except in the following clip (well, part [...]
R-E-L-I-E-F Spells Relief
WARNING: This entry is not for the faint of heart. If you do not feel like being completely grossed out, or think that what you are about to read could possibly make you think less of me, please do not read any further. Okay, now that that’s out of the way, I can say THANK [...]
Also posted in Diarrhea of the Mind, Sex Miscellany 3 Comments
Good God, Woman