You Gotta BELIEVE in Magic

I am totally in love with Bethenny from Real Housewives of New York City. She is hysterical. Almost everything she says cracks me up and she is so blunt and honest that its sometimes brutal, yet always awesome. She is the only good thing about the entire show. Except in the following clip (well, part of it. Her comment on girl’s nights out and gender equality is priceless):

In case you don’t feel like watching the clip, the following exchange takes place about “girl’s nights” and things that you can and cannot talk about in mixed company:

Alex: “Why can’t you talk about vibrators in mixed company? You can totally talk about vibrators! I mean seriously, plug it in! What’s the problem?”
Bethenny (to the camera): “Why are you plugging it in? Like, what era are you in?”

I’m sorry, Bethenny, but don’t knock it ’til you try it. I used to feel the same way until I bought my Magic Wand. And now, I’m afraid, there’s just no going back. Plus, I save a shit ton of money on batteries.

And for those of you wondering, yes, I will continue to extoll the virtues of the Magic Wand every chance I get until everyone (all 10 of you) that reads this blog owns one. Or their partner owns one. Or whatever. You get what I’m saying.

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One Comment

  1. twg
    Posted April 23, 2008 at 12:48 pm | Permalink

    Can I just say, the "girl's nights" aren't about separating the sexes. They're about going out with your friends. Not with husbands. Husbands and boyfriends are not your friends. If there are guy friends in the mix, they are allowed something like this, but while we may like the other husbands or boyfriends, they are not our friends. Not like you. So leave them the fuck at home.

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