Category Archives: Griping and Kvetching and Bitching

Wardrobe Malfunction: She Was Totes Asking For It

I was already planning on posting my outfit from the night I was assaulted, because I have a really good picture of it and I loved it, but in the aftermath of all the victim-blaming hoopla, this is going to be a little bit of a different Wardrobe Malfunction for me. One of the things [...]
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I Can’t Even

What the fuck gives someone the right to write an entire blog post about how I must have been asking for it? WHAT THE FUCK? You don’t know me or what happened, and regardless of whether or not I was dancing with someone willingly, dancing does not equal consent to frotterism and attempted rape. THOSE [...]
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It’s MY Body

You don’t have the right to touch my body without my consent. How many times do I have to fucking tell you that? There’s a reason I don’t go to clubs. It’s because I can’t walk through a crowd without someone grabbing my ass or touching me, and I don’t handle that well. In fact, [...]
Also posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy, Rape Culture | 87 Comments

Fear and Loathing

I stared at the screen and felt a wave of terror wash over my body. I looked over my shoulder to make sure no one was there. It was a feeling I hadn’t felt in over a year and a half. Looking at the screen, I couldn’t take my eyes off of It. Sitting in [...]
Also posted in It Felt Like A Kiss, Relationships, Soul Searching | Tagged | 6 Comments

I’m Here, I’m Queer

“Can I ask you a question?” “Um, sure.” I just met you half an hour ago. What could you possibly have to say to me? “Are you a lesbian?” “No. I’m queer.” “There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that.” No shit. Thanks for your approval/tolerance/reassurance! Then I got a text from someone else in the room. [...]
Also posted in SGO, Sexuality | 6 Comments


“We didn’t, like, evolve from anything. That doesn’t make any sense. How can, like, an African American person evolve from a White person? We’re different skin.” Does this person have any understanding of what species and evolution even is? Clearly not. His classmates fail at logic just as hard. *headdesk*
Also posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy | 8 Comments


There are all kinds of euphemisms for things. Especially sexual things. Because we’ve made sex this dirty, taboo thing, we need words for things that don’t evoke those embarrassing images and reactions! “Vajajay.” “Down there.” “Member.” “Love making.” But apparently, the numerous euphemisms that already exist for sexytime were not good enough. Glamour had to [...]
Also posted in Mag Mocking, Sex Miscellany, Sexuality | 36 Comments

The Real Douche

I just finished watching the first episode of the new season of The Real World. In the course of the hour-long show, one of the roommates, Ryan, said so many things that pissed me the fuck off that I don’t know if I can watch the rest of the season. How did he infuriate me? [...]
Also posted in Culture Goes Pop, Rape Culture | 9 Comments

Drunk Bitches Totes Deserve To Be Raped

On yesterday’s post, a very helpful commenter left me the following link: How Alcohol Abuse Can Lead to Sexual Assault & A Need For Alcohol Rehab. Now, alcohol abuse can lead to one of those two things. Let me give you a hint: it’s not sexual assault. For the millionth time: being drunk does not [...]
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Sexual Assault Treatment Fail, Continued

So, the sexual assault treatment center that refused to see me because I used alcohol called to “follow up” with me. The counselor asked me if I was “ready to take [their] referral so that I could begin the healing process.” WHAT. THE. FUCK. So, if I don’t get completely clean, I’m somehow not “ready” [...]
Also posted in Psychobabble, Rape Culture | 12 Comments
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