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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Monthly Archives: August 2009
I Saw Myself Reflected
I watched her in the mirror across the room as she laid in her bed. The reflection was of a girl with disheveled hair and flushed cheeks. She was completely naked, cunt shaved bare and tiny nipples hard as rocks and pointing to the ceiling. There was a towel beneath her. Her legs were open, [...]
Posted in Wanking, With A Little Help From My Friends 9 Comments
Bad Bad Girl’s Anniversary Contest
So, the always awesome and beautiful and sexy and eloquent Bad Bad Girl is having a KICK ASS anniversary contest. No, seriously. Check it out. You should enter. And there’s a couple ways to do so. Drawings How to get an entry (you can do both):1. Post the details of the contest on your blog, saying [...]
Just To Fuck
She came over just to fuck, she said. There is a reason I like her, after all. She’s wearing a dress. She never wears dresses. It’s for easier access, she tells me. I push her up against her truck and kiss her, hard. Her mouth opens to welcome my tongue and lips to hers and [...]
Stigma
I get cold sores. You know, the herpes simplex virus. My dad’s always gotten them, and my mom has a strain of it as well, but I didn’t get my first one until about 6 months ago. But what a fucking cold sore it was. It wouldn’t go away, even with Abreva, and I even [...]
On Marriage and Monogamy
I’m not sure whether it’s the institution of marriage or the concept of monogamy that baffles me, or if it’s both of these things or a combination of these things. Humans are not biologically programmed to mate for life. Long-term, yes. Life? Probably not. The institution of marriage and the concept of monogamy are societal [...]
Product Review: Clover Clamps
I’m way behind on my reviews, so you’re going to see a ton of reviews going up pretty close together. I will be trying to get actual writing in, too, so don’t fret! I’ve just got quite a few reviews to catch up on! There are two things that you must know about the Clover [...]
Posted in BDSM, Nipple Toy, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Tagged Babeland 9 Comments
Product Review: Tulip Plug
This review is copied and pasted from the one I wrote for Eden Fantasies. I’ve always had trouble enjoying anal penetration of any kind. Fingers, cocks, toys, you name it, I hated it. It hurt. No matter how much lube I used, how slowly I went, what I warmed up with, my ass just didn’t [...]
Wardrobe Malfunction: Fabulosity Personified
I went out with coworkers for dinner and drinks last night and had a blast. Also, I looked freaking fabulous with my cute new dress and cute new hair. I am wearing: Purple, white, and black Nautical Stripe dress from Forever 21 Turquoise “Bonnie” shoes from Bakers Black, white, and silver necklace Long beaded necklace [...]
Posted in Foto, Wardrobe Malfunction 10 Comments
On Nudity