Monthly Archives: July 2009

A Proper Goodbye

My Republican Cowboy is moving next week. He’s going to be 1,000 miles away from me. Him and I don’t see each other much, but when we do, sparks fly and I feel at ease. He makes me feel beautiful and wanted and perfect, just the way I am. He said that when he found [...]
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If You Ever Wondered Why I Was An Atheist

Days like today make me question my faith in humanity. And I hate to say that, but it’s true. Today is one of those days that I can’t see the light at the end of the tunnel. My first client came in today because we rescheduled her appointment. She normally comes on Wednesdays. A call [...]
Posted in Griping and Kvetching and Bitching | 10 Comments

Set Back

I’ve been doing really well. In fact, I’ve been happier and healthier than I’ve been in a really long time. I’m not really sure what happened tonight, but I broke. I broke for the first time in a long time. And it was kind of like breaking a dam. It’s flooding tears nonstop. I don’t [...]
Posted in Depression, Soul Searching | 5 Comments

"Fucked Up" People

There’s been a post circulating that’s caused quite a ruckus in the blogosphere. Sage answered a question over on the Hot Dads blog that ruffled some people’s feathers. ASM and April both responded on their own blogs, and in response, Sage responded on his blog. I commented on Sage’s post and he replied, and now [...]
Posted in Griping and Kvetching and Bitching, It Felt Like A Kiss, With A Little Help From My Friends | 31 Comments


Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. It’s been… my entire life since my last confession. I mean, I was raised Jewish and I consider myself Atheist now, but I didn’t know where else to go and I needed to confess this mortal sin and someone told me that you offer forgiveness to those who [...]
Posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery | Tagged | 5 Comments

Plz To Help Me Bye Loob?

So I’m in the market for a new water-based lube. I know I want something glycerin-free, and in the past I’ve always used Hydrasmooth (which, by the way, is getting increasingly hard to find. They used to carry it at Babeland and Good Vibes and now carry it at neither. Anyone know what’s up with [...]
Posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery | 15 Comments

Believe In Your Own Unconventional Beauty

“i always believed if i had blond hair, pixie face big breasts everything would be all right not realizing that culturally idolized beauty is not only foolproof but potentially dangerous if you believe in your own unconventional beauty when you are young you will accomplish twice as much and suffer half…” From “forty-five thoughts for [...]
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We Need A Voice

EDIT: Eve has written a wonderfully brave post telling her story of molestation. Please stop by and give her support and encouragement. It took a lot of courage for her to write it, and she’s truly amazing. Send her some love, y’all. I talk very openly about my sexual assaults and my rape. I realize [...]
Posted in Rape Culture | 12 Comments

Sperm Wars

Sperm Wars by Robin Baker is one of the most interesting and thought provoking books I’ve ever read. I read it several times, lent it to many friends, and over the course of doing so, let it out and never got it back. I’ve always meant to replace it and never got around to it. [...]
Posted in Sex Miscellany, Sexuality | 5 Comments


…is logging onto Twitter and seeing this tweet: It made me proud!
Posted in Submission | Tagged | 4 Comments
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