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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Monthly Archives: June 2009
Puppehs
Taking a break from all the deep and mentally draining posts to introduce you to my doggies. This is Frisco Jones, a bichon frise.. He’s our old man. He’s 10 or 11 now, and is probably the best dog ever. He cuddles and comes and lays with me when I’m sad and is just so [...]
Posted in Diarrhea of the Mind, Parental Control 10 Comments
Wardrobe Malfunction: Blue Crush
I almost titled this “Feeling Blue,” but then I remembered that I’m trying to think more positively. Maybe I should have called it “I Blue Myself.” Any Arrested Development fans will get that one. I’m about to go to work, and then out tonight to see The Bruiser since the first time since The Meltdown. [...]
Posted in Foto, Wardrobe Malfunction 14 Comments
The Public and The Private
Kimberly at The Errant Wife posted this week about how we know so much about these people that we follow through blogs, yet we really don’t. We don’t know what they look like, what their names are, or who they are in their day to day life. It got me thinking about the public “us” [...]
Posted in Foto, Soul Searching, Wardrobe Malfunction 26 Comments
Brains vs Beauty
I’ve always been both “smart” and “pretty.” But my smarts often “hinder” my looks. I *personally* value my intelligence more than I value my looks. However, if I’m going to be honest and I had to give one of the two up… I’d rather be pretty than smart. It’s so superficial and epitomizes everything I [...]
I’m Ready
I’m ready to be happy. I’m ready to stop crying. I’m ready to grow as a person. I’m ready to learn from my mistakes. I’m ready to stop repeating patterns. I’m ready to stop believing every cute guy that tells me what I want to hear. I’m ready to stop giving people more credit then [...]
Posted in Soul Searching 10 Comments
Dumb Like A Fox
I know I’ve posted about Daisy of Love before and how much of an idiot Daisy is and how much she must suck, considering that the majority of the men on the show have chosen to eliminate themselves from the competition. On the most recent episode, Fox continuously lied to Daisy about the fact that [...]
Posted in Culture Goes Pop, Diarrhea of the Mind 2 Comments
Fallen Princesses
Dina Goldstein has created a series of photographs entitled “Fallen Princesses”. I’ll let her words describe the concept before I post the pictures. They are truly amazing, and a much needed dose of reality in the midst of the princess craze that has taken over little girls and their mothers. “These works place Fairy Tale [...]
Premature Ejaculator
One of the most horrifying sexual experiences I have ever had involved a guy that my friends and I nicknamed “Premature Ejaculator.” Now, I don’t have a problem with guys that come quickly, as long as they’re down to go again, or willing to continue to pleasure me in some way once they’re finished. I [...]
Posted in Sexcapades 7 Comments
Quote of the Year
My friend Chris, on children and childbirth: “Childbirth kinda reminds me of that scene in “Alien” when it bursts out of John Hurt’s chest. They kinda look alike too. All salamander-like, slimy, screaming, with rows of teeth. I mean, for serious, children are fuckin’ FRIGHTENING. They feed on your body and then they feed on [...]
Impulsivity