Monthly Archives: June 2009


I suddenly have an overwhelming urge to do this to my hair: What do you guys think? Yes or no?
Posted in Diarrhea of the Mind | 17 Comments


Taking a break from all the deep and mentally draining posts to introduce you to my doggies. This is Frisco Jones, a bichon frise.. He’s our old man. He’s 10 or 11 now, and is probably the best dog ever. He cuddles and comes and lays with me when I’m sad and is just so [...]
Posted in Diarrhea of the Mind, Parental Control | 10 Comments

Wardrobe Malfunction: Blue Crush

I almost titled this “Feeling Blue,” but then I remembered that I’m trying to think more positively. Maybe I should have called it “I Blue Myself.” Any Arrested Development fans will get that one. I’m about to go to work, and then out tonight to see The Bruiser since the first time since The Meltdown.  [...]
Posted in Foto, Wardrobe Malfunction | 14 Comments

The Public and The Private

Kimberly at The Errant Wife posted this week about how we know so much about these people that we follow through blogs, yet we really don’t. We don’t know what they look like, what their names are, or who they are in their day to day life. It got me thinking about the public “us” [...]
Posted in Foto, Soul Searching, Wardrobe Malfunction | 26 Comments

Brains vs Beauty

I’ve always been both “smart” and “pretty.” But my smarts often “hinder” my looks. I *personally* value my intelligence more than I value my looks. However, if I’m going to be honest and I had to give one of the two up… I’d rather be pretty than smart. It’s so superficial and epitomizes everything I [...]
Posted in Griping and Kvetching and Bitching, Soul Searching, Standards of Beauty | 30 Comments

I’m Ready

I’m ready to be happy. I’m ready to stop crying. I’m ready to grow as a person. I’m ready to learn from my mistakes. I’m ready to stop repeating patterns. I’m ready to stop believing every cute guy that tells me what I want to hear. I’m ready to stop giving people more credit then [...]
Posted in Soul Searching | 10 Comments

Dumb Like A Fox

I know I’ve posted about Daisy of Love before and how much of an idiot Daisy is and how much she must suck, considering that the majority of the men on the show have chosen to eliminate themselves from the competition. On the most recent episode, Fox continuously lied to Daisy about the fact that [...]
Posted in Culture Goes Pop, Diarrhea of the Mind | 2 Comments

Fallen Princesses

Dina Goldstein has created a series of photographs entitled “Fallen Princesses”. I’ll let her words describe the concept before I post the pictures. They are truly amazing, and a much needed dose of reality in the midst of the princess craze that has taken over little girls and their mothers.  “These works place Fairy Tale [...]
Posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy, Standards of Beauty | 14 Comments

Premature Ejaculator

One of the most horrifying sexual experiences I have ever had involved a guy that my friends and I nicknamed “Premature Ejaculator.” Now, I don’t have a problem with guys that come quickly, as long as they’re down to go again, or willing to continue to pleasure me in some way once they’re finished. I [...]
Posted in Sexcapades | 7 Comments

Quote of the Year

My friend Chris, on children and childbirth: “Childbirth kinda reminds me of that scene in “Alien” when it bursts out of John Hurt’s chest. They kinda look alike too. All salamander-like, slimy, screaming, with rows of teeth. I mean, for serious, children are fuckin’ FRIGHTENING. They feed on your body and then they feed on [...]
Posted in Awesomeness, With A Little Help From My Friends | 13 Comments
  • This site contains adult content and is not intended for anyone under the age of 18. Under 18? Click here:


  • Britni TheVadgeWig

    PhotobucketI'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
    Photobucket Photobucket
  • Because I Am a Shameless, Broke-Ass Bitch

    All donations are welcome, of course! You can always buy me something off my wishlist, as well.

  • Get Yourself Off

    Good Vibes PinkCherry Sex Toys Love yourself. Everyday. Tickle. Photobucket ER-150x250-1a_3 / JT's Stockroom
  • Photobucket
  • See My Writing At

    Photobucket Photobucket
  • Watch Them Get Off

    visit Photobucket visit
  • The What

  • The Who

  • Go Back In Time