Wardrobe Malfunction: Blue Crush

I almost titled this “Feeling Blue,” but then I remembered that I’m trying to think more positively. Maybe I should have called it “I Blue Myself.” Any Arrested Development fans will get that one. I’m about to go to work, and then out tonight to see The Bruiser since the first time since The Meltdown. 

I am wearing:

  • Royal blue tank from Target
  • Brown cropped jacket
  • Tan/khaki skirt from Anne Taylor Loft
  • Sky blue shoes from Bakers (yay for $29.99 shoes!)
  • Indian bead earrings from Bakers
  • Monkey necklace from my Grandma
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14 Comments

  1. Hubman
    Posted June 18, 2009 at 11:38 am | Permalink

    You're seeing bruiser again? WTF?

    Or do you mean you and he will be at the same place and will run into each other?

  2. lisa
    Posted June 18, 2009 at 12:58 pm | Permalink

    Bangs head on wall. Loudly. Repeatedly.

    That is all.

  3. Nolens Volens
    Posted June 18, 2009 at 2:44 pm | Permalink

    I so fucking LOVED Arrested Development! Brilliant! As for the Bruiser, aren't you supposed to be DONE with him?

  4. Britni TheVadgeWig
    Posted June 18, 2009 at 5:01 pm | Permalink

    Calm down, people! I'm not hanging out with him, he's just going to be at the same place that I am. Meaning I will have to *see* him. I have no plans to talk to him unless it involves telling him off or punching him in the face.

  5. Eliot
    Posted June 18, 2009 at 6:02 pm | Permalink

    Bad phrasing there, sugar.

    "I'm about to go to work, and then out tonight to see The Bruiser since the first time since The Meltdown."

    That reads as though seeing him is your intention and not just happenstance. I'm relieved to know it's the latter.

    Oh, and always let the other person take the first swing. And then beat the fuck outta them. ;-)

  6. poptrashtart
    Posted June 18, 2009 at 7:15 pm | Permalink

    Britni, you blow hard!

    I think you should use an AD quote in every post.

  7. Another Suburban Mom
    Posted June 18, 2009 at 7:23 pm | Permalink

    But are you wearing blue undies too?

  8. Bass Man
    Posted June 18, 2009 at 8:22 pm | Permalink

    "I have no plans to talk to him unless it involves telling him off or punching him in the face."

    Then there is a text message and it starts all over again. Brit, find a new spot. Good luck.

  9. Ms. Inconspicuous
    Posted June 18, 2009 at 10:06 pm | Permalink

    With you looking so great in that outfit, I almost feel bad for the bruiser. Almost.

    No, wait, scratch that. Not at all.

  10. elitza
    Posted June 18, 2009 at 10:37 pm | Permalink

    It's good you're not a Never-Nude.

    <3 looking good, sister!!

  11. Amorous Rocker
    Posted June 19, 2009 at 7:58 am | Permalink

    You look hot! I hope The Bruiser saw you and kicked himself a few hundred times for being such a douche.

    Oh and did I mention, you look hot in that? Whew.

  12. Mw
    Posted June 19, 2009 at 10:43 am | Permalink

    Stunning.

  13. Kat
    Posted June 19, 2009 at 3:16 pm | Permalink

    I think you should definitely find a new spot!!! You still look HOT though.

    Xo

  14. Britni TheVadgeWig
    Posted June 19, 2009 at 8:27 pm | Permalink

    Thanks for having faith in me, Bass Man. That makes me feel really good about my strength to say no and my will power.

    Seriously?

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